ABOUT CLAM

Mission

Clam at a recent seminar

AS THE CASH FLOWS IN, THE COMMITMENT TO KEEP HELPING YOU FLOWS OUT.

When I'M sitting around my COLD, DARK, PHONELESS APARTMENT WITH THE EVICTION NOTICE NAILED TO THE FRONT DOOR, all STRESSED OUT about FOOD and CIGARETTES, MONEY and BUS FARE, IT'S HARD TO THINK OF OTHERS (YOU).

But when I AM rolling in some greenbacks, I AM TOTALLY OUT THERE WORKING FOR YOU! COMING UP WITH NEW TOOLS AND TECHNIQUES FOR YOU TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE!

AND MAN-O-MAN, WHEN THAT MONEY IS FLOWING, I AM LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY SUCCESS MACHINE TURNED UP TO FULL STEAM CRANKING OUT IDEAS AND CONCEPTS FASTER THEN MY TEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER/ASSISTANT CAN WRITE THEM DOWN.

AND FOLKS, IT IS A PLEASURE.

'CAUSE THAT'S MY TRUE NATURE. I'M A HELPING PEOPLE PERSON.

SO LETS ALL HOPE I CAN GET REALLY REALLY WEALTHY! FOR ALL OUR SAKES.

Motivational Guru

Clam's early motivational work

After a series of semi-successful workshops At the LEARNING ANNEX and several local High School events, and through his patterned "Trial and Error" technique, CLAM has developed a sensational sure-fire program that is fast becoming one of the most dynamic new life changing experiences that has come along in months. Voted: "1 of the top 5000 self help programs out there" by some people.