DEAR MICHEAL JACKSON,

Are you THE MICHEAL JACKSON that i keep hearing about in the news? I did a little research on your email and found that your phone number(207 445 3122) Is some where in Portland Maine. So I'm thinking your PROBABLY a different M.J. then the one I AM thinking of.

ANYWAY, YES! ANONYMITY IS THE BEDROCK OF MY PROGRAM. And yes, i feel it is important in the work i do because its so personal and calls for a great amount of TRUST.

Take Today for example, At about 10 am on the corner of Vermont and Hollywood Blvd. i gave a homeless man some cash (5 dollars) and i did it ANONYMOUSLY! Thats a powerful thing to do. TRY IT. just give a homeless guy 5 dollars (LIKE I DID) AND KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! THATS THE IMPORTANT OR "ANONYMOUS" PART. DONT TELL ANYONE.

ALSO, a little side note. I have been working with a BIG P.R. Firm lately and they're pushing me to show people my list of "Celebrity" clients (like Tom Cruise, Charlie Rose, Huey Lewis etc.) in hopes of drumming up more "HYPE" or " WORK" And i want to tell you THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I would rather go to jail then break my confidentiality with the MANY Hollywood stars i CONSTANTLY work with. So your Secrets are save with me.

Dear H and C,

YOU ARE RIGHT ON TRACK! And you have every right to be HAPPY. That's our real nature, so GO FOR IT!

It's funny/sad how hard it is to get any SUPPORT in the joy department!

CAUSE BELIEVE ME YOU, when my life was NOT very happy, every Tom, Dick and Harvey wanted to say "AMEN" and "I KNOW, ISN'T LIFE SO "NOT HAPPY?"

Thank GOD those GRUMBLE BEES are gone.

I AM officially banning all CARELESS CROWS, GRUMBLE BEES, SOUR PUSSES and GLUM GUSSES from my life.

And i suggest you do the same.

Knowing your HAPPY makes ME HAPPY! And that's what it's all about. THANKS!

NOW GO OUT THERE AND SPREAD IT AROUND!