December 1, 2011

NEWS FLASH.... GOOD THOUGHTS LEAD TO GOOD FEELING and GOOD FEELINGS bring GOOD THINGS !

AND thank goodness i've realized this and can now bring THE GOOD NEWS TO YOU.

Why, just today i was wondering, " Why do i FEEL so G.D. BAD?"

and then it hit me ... 'CAUSE I'M THINKING BAD THOUGHTS!
BAD ME, BAD THEM, BAD THIS, BAD THAT, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD,
and don't get me started with the FEELING BAD about FEELING BAD feeling.

I wanted to feel GOOD but i felt BAD
BUT HOW to CHANGE?

WELL MY DEAR FRIENDS,
HERE'S WHAT I DID (and feel free to try this yourself):

I started SLOW, Like this:

GOOD ME, BAD THEM, GOOD THIS, BAD THAT, GOOD, BAD, GOOD, BAD.

I THEN added some more GOODS, Like about 3 quarters good, 1 quarter bad.

I then added one small SMILE, two and a half GIGGLES, one quick JOYFUL NONSENSICAL OUTBURST, and an OLD LADY HUG.

NEXT it was five anonymous "I LOVE YOU" calls and an ICE CREAM and a 3 HOUR NAP. I then Followed that with a handful of conversations with an INVISIBLE PRESENCE.

Next i made a LIST OF FEARS or "BLOCKS" ( 27 pages ).

Then 23 minutes of CRYING.
Quickly followed by 12 minutes of uncontrollable laughter.

Than am OUTDOOR BURNING CEREMONY of said FEAR LIST.

Followed by a "pleading" conversation with a POLICE WOMAN and HER DOG.

Than i just gave up.
I TOOK MY BACKPACK OF PROBLEMS OFF AND JUST SAT ON THE CURB.
AND GUESS WHAT?
NO, GUESS AGAIN.
YES!
MY YOKE WAS LIGHT.
I FELT FREE-ISH.

I then saw a picture of a bird dressed as a cowboy and i took that as a sign THE WORST was over.

AND IT WAS ALL GOOD AGAIN.

And folks all this HARD work i am going through is to be the best i can be so i can HELP YOU.
And ITS A PLEASURE .

I AM , is fighting ME for YOU.
AND LETS HOPE "I AM" WINS , FOR ALL OUR SAKES.
BECAUSE IF I RISE ,WE ALL RISE AND HOORAY FOR THAT!!

RISE AND SHINE !!!
KOO KOO BIRDS.

SHINE ON,
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:36 PM

February 13, 2011

HAPPY VALENTIMES!!

DEAREST READER,
HELP ME.
HHHHELP ME, I THINK I'M FALLING, IN LOVE AGAIN.
YES FRIENDS, I AM FALLING IN LOVE.
I AM IN LOVE, WITH LOVE.

IT'S VALEN-TIMES DAY!!!!

I KNOW IT'S NOT SPELLED THAT WAY...
IT'S VALENTINES DAY OR VALENTINUSOR IF SPEAKING OF THE NUMEROUS CHRISTIAN MARTYRS NAMED VALENTINE OR IT'S ASSOCIATION WITH "THE CIRCLE OF GEOFFREY IN THE HIGH MIDDLE AGES. OR ESTHER HOWLAND ,THE MONEY GRUBBING WITCH RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COMMERCIALIZATION AS WELL AS THOSE BASTARDS AT HALLMARK OH.... BLA,BEE,BA,BLA,BLA....

I AM LOOSE'N THE LOVE VIBE.....

OH DEAREST READER,
LOVE THAT I LOVE , LOVE.
PUT MY LOVE INSIDE YOU.
NOW, I GOT YOU SMILING,BECAUSE GUESS WHAT?
YOU'VE JUST BEEN BITTEN BY THE LOVE BUG AND WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS LOVE BUGGY TILL ITS LEGS FALL OFF!

NOW FRIEND , I AM, IN MOST LIKELIHOOD, NOT YE NEIGHBOR BUT COULD YOU LOVE THEE ANY WAY?

OH, JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT IT ,AND LOVE ME UNTIL YOU CAN LOVE YOURSELF , OR ELSE YOUR GOING TO BE STANDING AT THE STATION YELLING
"KERMIT ON A STICK !!"
AS YOU WATCH THE LOVE TRAIN, CHUG-A-LUG'N AWAY AND YOUR NOT ON IT.

OH GOOD PEOPLE , I AM SORRY, TO WHIP OUT THE OL'TOUGH LOVE ON YA ...STRIKE THAT !!
I AM NOT SORRY!
BECAUSE, LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY.

LOVE IS MANY THINGS,
LOVE IS...OH I DON'T KNOW, YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS,
MAYBE IT'S A Q TIP DEEP IN YOUR EAR?
MAYBE A PINT OF ICE/JOY CREAM?
PRECIOUS MOMENTS?
MAYBE IT'S A VIBRATION OR A SENSATION FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?
MAYBE IT SURPASSES ALL HUMAN UNDERSTANDING?

MAYBE IT'S A MOTHERS LAUGHTER?

"NOT SARCASTIC LAUGHTER OR LAUGHING AT YOU, AT YOUR SO CALLED , CRAZY HOPES AND DREAMS OF MAKING A LIVING AT HELPING PEOPLE WHEN YOU CANT EVEN HELP YOURSELF OR EVEN HOLD A REAL JOB DOWN FOR MORE THEN A WEEK!!!!"

WHATEVER!

WHERE WERE WE ?
AH YES, LOVE.
WHAT DOES LOVE ASK FOR IN RETURN?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT IT'S FREE!

NOW, WITH THE PRICE OF GAS AND FOOD AND CIGARETTES THESE DAYS,
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL!

FOLKS, I HOPE I AM NOT LOSING YOU HERE BUT IF I AM, THAT'S OK.
BECAUSE, IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED PEOPLE ( PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW OR HAVE NEVER SEEN OR TALKED TOO OR PERHAPS, ARE NOT EVEN READING THIS ,WHICH IS KINDA IMPOSABLE IF YOU JUST READ THAT.)
THEN TO NEVER LOVED AT ALL.

GOSH, NOW I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP I JUST WANT TO KEEP ON LOVING YOU/ME.

BUT THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE DOWN IN THE CITY AND I AM TIRED.
SO I MUST RETIRE FOR THE EVENING AND DREAM MY DREAMS OF LOVE, WITH THE ONE I'M WITH (WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MYSELF)

GOODNIGHT DREAM LOVERS,
FREE YOUR LOVE!
YOURS,CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 7:37 PM

January 13, 2011

LET THE BAD PART OF YOU FREE.

UNLOCK THE CELL AND LET IT OUT.

IT TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT TO KEEP on GUARDING that prisoner.

CONSTANTLY WORRYING ABOUT THE BIG ESCAPE.

And with the feeding, the exercise/yard time, the failed rehabilitation (not to mention the denial to the "outside world" that there even is a jail with a little man in it), FOLKS, IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB!

SO BY FREEING THE PRISONER, YOU ARE REALLY FREEING YOURSELF.

Let that angry, chain-smoking, suicidal, hopeless, hard-drinking, pill-popping, people-hating, lazy, freeloading, irresponsible, destructive, resentful, judgmental, never-amount-to-nothing, selfish, negative, born-to-lose, hurt, resentful, scared little man free.

The WAR IS OVER.
THE PRISON'S CLOSED.
A FULL PARDON WITH THE ONLY TERMS BEING TO LEAVE TOWN AND NEVER RETURN.

But put him on the WATCH LIST, just to be safe.

REMEMBER, IT TAKES TWO TO TANGLE.

IT MIGHT FEEL STRANGE AT FIRST TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND LOOK AT THAT EMPTY CELL.
BUT YOU NOW HAVE TIME FOR MORE IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE: HAPPINESS, ENJOYMENT, RELATIONSHIPS/SEX, AND MAKING MONEY or GIVING MONEY or BOTH!!

FREEDOM RINGS!

Posted by clamlynch at 7:30 PM

December 21, 2010

I NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE A REAL, IMAGINARY STOP SIGN IN MY MIND! Also a SMALL MATTRESS TO JUST RELAX ON.

FRIENDS ,
After many nights (and days) of confusion and bewilderment and
much pleading and beseeching to LIFE, it has finally arrived!

MY VERY OWN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS STOP SIGN!
PLANTED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MIND'S EYE.

AND FOLKS, IT'S A BEAUTY!
AND POWERFUL!
(Even that kooky little MONKEY MIND is IMPRESSED.)

'CAUSE IT'S TELLING ALL THOSE PEOPLE UP THERE TO STOP!
And it couldn't have come at a better time.
THERE WAS SO MUCH TRAFFIC AND CHAOS UP THERE I WAS AT MY WITS' END.

plus BONUS!

When they delivered the STOP SIGN, they also delivered a SMALL yet COMFORTABLE MATTRESS.
Complete with a nice soft pillow and a SUPER-SOFT BLANKIE.

NOW WHEN I STOP I CAN ALSO HAVE A NICE REST FROM MYSELF.

AND WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU, DEAR FRIENDS, IS THIS:

NOW THAT I CAN STOP MY MIND-TRAFFIC—
AND TAKE A MUCH NEEDED BREAK/NAP AWAY FROM MY LONG-SUFFERING LITTLE SELF—
I WILL HAVE WAY MORE TIME FOR YOU!

YEAH FOR YOU!
AND YEAH FOR ME.

I WANT YOU TO COME CHECK OUT MY STOP SIGN SOMETIME—AND MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A NAP ON MY MATTRESS or SOMETHING?

IT'S PRETTY SMALL, though.
PLUS I don't know how you're going to be able to actually ENTER MY MIND?

WELL...THERE I GO AGAIN! GOSH DARN IT!

LIKE HAVING MY VERY OWN MATTRESS (IN MY MIND ) ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! LIKE IT'S TOO SMALL, IT NEEDS SHEETS, IT HAS WEIRD STAINS ON IT, IT'S NOT ACCESSIBLE TO FRIENDS or POSSIBLE LOVERS.

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING! IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.

THANK GOD I'VE GOT MY STOP SIGN.
AND I AM GOING TO USE IT NOW!

STOP.

SEE FOLKS? IT WORKS!

I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID.

GOD BLESS.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:37 PM

December 5, 2010

Let the "E" GO!

Maybe you're going to have to do some stuff YOU DON'T LIKE or FEEL is BENEATH YOU.

LIKE wake up in the morning OR answer the phone.

AND Maybe you're going to have to SAY and DO things that are ANNOYING and FRUSTRATING.

LIKE work or talk to people.

WELL MY PEOPLE, IT'S NOT THAT BAD !
THAT'S JUST YOUR eGO. AND ALL IT'S DOING IS GETTING IN YOUR WAY.
TRYING TO "HOOK YOU" WITH IT'S YUMMY BAIT.
do not take the bait... do not even nibble at it.

LET THAT eGO GO!

WAKING UP or as some call it, BEING AWAKE, isn't SO bad, and what if that phone call is from a RICH PERSON trying to give you some FREE MONEY!

AND Lots of people work, and sometimes at WORK they talk and SAY things.
Things that MIGHT help you find a way to make some QUICK MONEY so you can quit said job.

ALL I'm saying is GIVE THE eGO a rest and SHOW UP FOR LIFE!

'CAUSE SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT COME OUT OF IT: YOU MIGHT END UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY
TO GO BACK TO BED AND UNPLUG THE PHONE....OR NOT.

AT LEAST YOU WONT BE RULED BY YOUR OLD STORIES AND 8 TRACK TAPES ,THAT PLAY IN YOUR MIND AND THE REACTIONS THEY CAUSE.

yOU OR THE MANIFESTATION OF YOU, WILL BE DOING STUFF AND NOT HANGING OUT ON THE STREET CORNER IN THE DANGEROUS NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWN AS YOUR MIND.
GIVE IT A TRY.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
NOTHING.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN?
EVERYTHING!
LOVE TO ALL YOUS GUYS AND GALS AND WHATEVER.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT TO BEAVER.

YOURCLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:12 PM

December 4, 2010

What's LOVE got to do with IT?

UM.... HELLO!!... EVERYTHING!
That's what it has to do with, IT.
IT, being life.
FRIENDS,LOVE IS ALL THERE IS!!!!....well there's a lot of
other stuff..but LOVE IS THE MOST POWERFULLY, POWERFUL, POWER, OF THEM ALL!
YES...SOMETIMES LOVE CAN BE HARD but other times it can be
as SOFT AS AN EASY CHAIR.

HOLD ON....I AM HAVING A PRECIOUS MOMENT.....

OK I'M BACK.

ANYWHOOP,
WE SHOULD ALL TRY TO LOVE SOMETHING...LIKE..WELL... I LOVE MY WORK!!
I would say i love your work, but i don't know you....YET.

You might say L .O .V .E. Stands for "LIVING OPTIMISTICALLY is VERY EXCITING"
OR " LETGO of VICTIM ENERGY "
OR " LITTLE OTTERS are VERY ENDEARING"

To me it means all these things AND MORE!
WORKING WITH A DYNAMITE LADY or A BACKWARD HILLBILLY FARMER on the ins and outs of LOVE just feels good. IT'S all the same to me.

STOP trying to fill that GOD-HOLE with crap, and start sticking some LOVE in there instead.

IF YOU'RE STUCK, TRY LOVING ME UNTIL YOU CAN LOVE YOURSELF.

let's make some LOVE.
LIKE, NOW !!!!!
OR AT LEAST SOME TIME SOON.
LOVE ON, FRIENDS,
Yours Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 7:57 PM

December 1, 2010

IT'S ALL MAGICAL!!!

FOLKS, there is a power that is so MAGICALLY, MAGICAL that I AM surprised that more people don’t know about it.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

GUESS.

NO, GUESS AGAIN.

NO! COME ON THINK!!!
THAT'S RIGHT.
IMAGINATION.
IMAGINATION IS REAL!

JUST TODAY I IMAGINED MANY BAD OUTCOMES, POSSIBILITIES, and SCENARIOS.
And guess what?
Well, first I STARED TO FEEL THEM.
THEN THEY STARTED TO GROW.
THEN I WAS COVERED WITH THEM.
THEY WERE THICK AND DARK AND STICKY.
THEN HOLY CRAP! THEY STARTED HAPPENING.

I HAD TO STOP AND START OVER.
First, I TOOK A SHOWER, AND SCRUBBED AND SCRUBBED AND SCRUBBED UNTIL I WAS KIND OF A PINKISH COLOR.

THEN I WENT BACK TO MY IMAGINATION STATION (Which happens to be in my closet) AND STARTED SOME NEW THOUGHTS.

I KNOW IMAGINATION IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE, SO THE FACT THAT I DON’T KNOW MUCH IS PROBABLY GOOD. WHEN IT COMES TO THE AWESOME POWER OF.....

WHAT?

I FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

IT HAPPENS WHEN I GET THINKING TOO HARD, SOMETIMES MY BRAIN JUST KIND'A STOPS....
OH YA....
IMAGINATION!!

YES DEAR FRIENDS, I KNOW MY THOUGHTS WILL NOT RETURN TO ME VOID.
SO NOW MY THOUGHTS ARE ON THE GOOD.
NOT JUST MY GOOD, BUT FOR ALL OF OUR GOOD.
I AM NOW IMAGINING MONEY, A CAR, GOOD HEALTH, COMPANIONSHIP, MONEY,A NICE HOME, CLEAR THINKING, AND PLENTY OF MONEY.
FOR ALL OF US!!

AND I CAN FEEL IT.
IT IS GROWING.
IT IS REAL.

AND SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT HERE YET.
I CAN STILL ACT LIKE IT IS.
WHAT IS THAT GOING TO HURT?
WHAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE?

DON’T BE A DOUBTING THOMPSON.
YOU'LL JUST ATTRACT WORRY,PAIN,PANIC AND FEAR, WHICH CREATES STRESS, WHICH MAKES YOU HAVE OUCHBRAIN.

LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN FREE!!!
DON’T LIMIT YOURSELF.
GO FOR IT!

I AM ON THE IMAGINARY ROAD TO SUCCESS.
WON’T YOU JOIN ME?
THERE’S PLENTY OF ROOM IN MY NEW MANSION.
COME ON IN, THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.
LET'S SUP TOGETHER.

DEAREST ONES YOU CAN DO IT.
TRY THIS:
IMAGINE SOMETHING SMALL, FIRST LIKE A PHONE CALL FROM AN OLD FRIEND THEN LET IT GROW FROM THERE.

LIKE MAYBE THIS OLD FRIEND WHO IS LONELY AND BORED AND HAS A LOT OF MONEY AND IS A WOMAN WHO'S SUPER SASSY AND SEXY AND FUNNY AND SMART AND WANTS YOU TO HELP HER SPEND HER MONEY ON HELPING OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN YOU SAY:

“OH MY GOD! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO!"

AND SHE SAYS "I LOVE YOU AND THINK YOU'RE COOL AND SEXY AND SMART AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A CHILD AND I LOVE THAT CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED A CHILD AND HOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CHILD FLYING TO MY ISLAND AND WE CAN GET STARTED ...OH AND BY THE WAY WILL YOU MARRY ME? YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, OR A PLACE TO LIVE OR A CAR OR HEALTH INSURANCE OR PAYING OFF ALL THAT DEBT YOU OWE AND WE CAN JUST HAVE FUN MAKING ART AND HELPING PEOPLE!"

MAN!!! I AM TOTALLY JAZZED RIGHT NOW!

SEE, IT WORKS, IT REALLY DOES!
NOT THE FANCY, RICH LADY, PART....THAT'S NOT WHAT MATTERS.
IT'S THE TOTALLY JAZZED PART.
NOW THAT MY "FEEL GOOD" ENGINE IS AT FULL STEAM ..I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!
And maybe get my phone turned back on...just in case.

FOLKS, KEEP IT REAL.

YOUR IMAGINARY, REAL FRIEND,
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 6:47 AM