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June 14, 2005
INNER-ROBOT
Let me ask you this question: Have you ever seen a robot walking down the street crying?
Have you ever gotten a late night phone call from a robot complaining about how bad his life is going?
NO! OF COURSE NOT.
robots are not like me or you. they don't get sad or feel rejected or fearful.
when i first came up with my dynamic INNER- ROBOT technique it was at the end of a particularly HARSH crying jag which consisted of much naked crying, weeping AND sobbing. as i was starting to come out of it and was looking for some underwear i noticed one of my toy robots just staring at me with his blank robot expression and cold lifeless robot eyes. i blew my nose and screamed "I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU MR. X -43!! I HATE YOU! YOU SELFISH LITTLE METAL JACKASS! WHY DONT YOU GO JOIN THE NEW STUPID ROBOT ARMY! THEY'RE RECRUITING JERKS LIKE YOU! HERE'S SOME BUS MONEY!"
Once i stopped screaming at the robot i realized i was on to something:
ROBOT POWER!
in my seminars i explain how to place a small imaginary robot inside of you that you can go to in times of trouble.
20 to 50 people are already using this tool and by sept i'm sure it will be more like
230 or maybe even 535. don't be left out. "GO TO THE ROBOT!"
Posted by clamlynch at 10:08 PM
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