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July 21, 2005
PERSONAL POWER POWDER IS ON ITS WAY!
It's OFFICIAL! I'm just finishing up the details with NEW YORK, but it looks like my new powder will be on the shelves of all the MAJOR drugstores by winter.The marketing plans are getting PRETTY INTENSE because of the totally revolutionary placement of the powder on the body—that being...now BRACE YOURSELF—this powder is placed on your anus/bottom-hole, THAT'S RIGHT!
You see, my new powder has MEGA ALPHA MALE SCENT, or M.A.M.S! Which for some reason only seems to get activated by putting the P.P.P. directly on your ANUS/BROWN AREA.
Now I know SOME OF YOU are a little freaked out by all this medical terminology, but trust me—this stuff works! AND IT'S TOTALLY VEGAN!
MORE INFO COMING SOON!
Posted by clamlynch at 11:15 PM
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