Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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August 26, 2005

As god is my witness, I AM GOING TO KICK MY UNSUCCESSFUL MIND'S ASS!!

That's right, I AM going "BOYZ 2 MEN" on that dude: throat punch, eye gouge, charlie horse, Indian sunburn, crotch kick, wedgie (front and back). THE WORKS!

And you know what? That's just the start! You DO NOT want to know what I'm going to do to his friends MR. CONFUSION and that good-for-nothing SIR NOT-GOOD-ENOUGH.

But it must be done, and I'm just the guy to do it.

(although I would have loved someone else to do it, but I'm sick of waiting.)

The whole thing's got me so worked up I could just vomit!

But I will use that as one of my " fighting tools". Those guys won't know what hit 'em.

I AM also considering making the whole event a PAY PER VIEW thing-a ma-jiggy.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:00 PM

August 24, 2005

I AM Running a little low on cash this month..BUT FOLKS, TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT THIS!!

That's right, let's do it! LET'S REALLY DO IT!

Let's pull it together, and really step up to the plate.

Let's do whatever WE have to do to get through this TEMPORARY low cash flow.

DO NOT GET DISCOURAGED!

This does not mean the success train has stopped; it only means it needs more CASH/FUEL to get back up to full steam.
So let's just stay calm and come together and make this next month the best I have had all year (as far as cash/money is concerned).

I KNOW WE CAN DO IT !

Posted by clamlynch at 10:50 PM