September 30, 2005

I AM picking up vibrations from another DIMENSION AND THEY ARE GOOD !

AND folks they are giving me A BRAND NEW LEASE ON LIFE !
They are telling me that all this HELLISH depression, poverty, loneliness, fear, worry, doubt, and so on are really just left over
from MY OLD UNSUCCESSFUL LIFE. and THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL !

HOORAY FOR NOT REAL !!

IT SEEMS THAT MY NEW AND IMPROVED LIFE IS STILL BEING APPROVED ( I guess there's a lot of red tape in the other dimension )
But I AM picking up the VIBE that it's ALREADY HERE; i just can't see it on the physical plane yet.

SO That's making me feel pretty DAMN GOOD i must say.

ANYWOOP, i guess this means i was right.
I was right to quit my job.
I was right to devote my life to helping people.
I was right not to sleep with the first girl who would give me the time of day.
I WAS RIGHT NOT TO LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I WAS NEVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!
( and i remember each and every one of you )

I'M so excited about my new life i feel like a little girl who just got a MALIBU DREAM HOUSE or an EASY-BAKE OVEN !
OR i should say i imagine that's how a little girl would feel. CAUSE i didn't have those things....YET !

NONE OF THIS would of been possible without you. SO in that sense you have been SUPER SUCCESSFUL in making ME
SUCCESSFUL and you should take some real comfort in that.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:59 PM

September 29, 2005

ME CALLED, he was mostly stressed about money, and had just WANDERED off.

I must have read my last POST cause i just got back in touch with ME.

Seems he was having what i call a " LACK ATTACK".

WE talked it out, and i promised him if he stuck with IT, and kept his eyes on the BIG PAINTING he would get through this.

I also reminded him that we are in this thing TOGETHER !

and WE WILL NOT in all likelihood FAIL !

Just for SHITS AND GIGGLES i told him that there were some PIRATES snooping around and asking questions about him
CAUSE they heard from the PIRATES' GRAPE VINE that he was about to come into some MAJOR BOOTY!!

HE laughed.

But there might be something to that 'CAUSE THERE ACTUALLY IS A PIRATE SHIP PARKED ACROSS THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE.

Posted by clamlynch at 7:16 PM

My ELCTRO-JAZZ-A-MA-PHONE hit the shitter, so my BIG MUSICAL is on "HOLD".

I AM very sad/mad that this has happened.
I'M hope'n it gets fixed soon. The problem is, I invented it. So, I have to call ME to come fix it.

WHICH is a problem 'cause i haven't been returning my calls.

MAYBE ME'S a little depressed, sad, unhappy, I DON'T KNOW, whatever the problem is i hope ME can snap out of it.
'cause I LOVE ME, and i want the ol' ME to come back .

I don't even care about the DAMN E . J . A . MA-PHONE !
I just want the, SUCCESSFUL, HAPPY, JOYFUL ME TO GET BACK HERE NOW!!!

I LOVE YOU,ME.
COME HOME SOON.

Posted by clamlynch at 6:44 PM

September 25, 2005

NEGOTIATIONS are heating up at P.B.S. KIDS concerning my CUT THE CRAP JR. FOR KIDS show.

If things go RIGHT, and I KNOW THEY WILL, My kids show might hit the tube before my "ADULT SHOW".
IT make sense though, i mean kids aren't as DUMB as they act.

WHAT DO THESE KIDS WANT?

I will tell you.
THEY want to be loved.
They want to be taken care of.
They want food.
They want candy.
They want to go the potty without being MADE FUN OF or RIDICULED.

WILL THAT'S THE SAME STUFF I WANT!
And that's why i think kids love me so much.
I AM at the same level ( MENTALLY )

CUT THE CRAP JR.
PRODUCES SUPER SUCCESSFUL CHILDREN WHO DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

I turn " WINERS " INTO "WINNERS".

Posted by clamlynch at 9:17 PM

September 23, 2005

Keep that MONEY-HOLE wide open, 'cause it will soon be RAMMED FULL of cash!

FOLKS, let me let you in on a little secret:

I HAVE NOT ALWAYS BEEN THE SUCCESS I AM TODAY.

It's true.
For many years even as recently as 2004/05 I have had some tough times.
But all that has changed BIG TIME!

IT STARTED WITH A THOUGHT:

DO i want a life which consists of no money, no job, no relationship, major depression, alcoholism, drug addiction, chain smoking, home foreclosure, repo men, bankruptcy, IRS liens, and on and on? (I'M sure you've all been there.)

OR would i be willing to trade all that in for a HAPPY, HEALTHY, WEALTHY, LOVE-FILLED, JOYFUL life?

After a few months (8) of REALLY thinking about it i came to the answer.
IT wasn't easy, but i chose the HAPPY, HEALTHY, ETC. LIFE.

THAT WAS THE HARD PART... CHOOSING.

THE rest of it is pretty simple.
YOU CAN BECOME AS SIMPLE AS ME.
It's your CHOICE.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:11 PM

September 22, 2005

People who need HELP WANTED !!

If you are reading this you've stumbled upon a SECRET.

I DO NOT LIKE SECRETS !

That being said, if the 2 to 214 people, who read my SUCCESSFUL writings every day, each told just ONE person,
that would be,like, about... almost , 12,3012 , NEW PEOPLE that would be GETTING HELP!!
And ...BONUS!!!... I MIGHT TRYING WRITING SOMETHING EVERYDAY!!
...might.

I would feel good,you might feel sightly, good-ish, others might have a 20/80 chance
of feeling slightly better..and most importantly..

I WOULD FEEL GOOD!!

TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
Good NIGHT AND GOOD MORNING.
GOOD GOD Y'ALL!
Loveclam

Posted by clamlynch at 7:48 AM

September 21, 2005

I have a great new product....ME.

YES IT IS TRUE !
The product is ME.
And you dear friends are my CUSTOMERS.
But you're also my EMPLOYEES (without the payment part...well, not payment in the material sense).

AS employees/customers, I would like to take a few minutes to discuss why you should feel good about the PRODUCT, (ME)
and do as much as you possibly can to promote said PRODUCtT

1. I AM HERE TO HELP PEOPLE.
You already know this as a VALUED CUSTOMER, But i want you to now know it, as an EMPLOYEE.

2. I want you to FEEL the awesome power of helping people!
Folks, there's nothing like it. I KNOW...'CAUSE THATS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING!
and helping me to help you to help people who need my help find ME is the BACKBONE OF MY BUSINESS.

3.When it comes to ME or THE PRODUCT you should have 110% confidence in what you're selling/promoting
BECAUSE,
I AM A GOOD PRODUCT.
I AM A DEPENDABLE PRODUCT.
I AM A PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
I AM HERE FOR YOU/ME AND CAN BE TRUSTED MOST OF THE TIME.

4. I have months and months of EXPERIENCE.

5.My life is SUPER SUCCESSFUL (IN MY MIND) and i also have what is so elusive to many of the SO-CALLED successful leaders, A LITTLE THING CALLED HAPPY, JOY.BOTTOM.
MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH THE VIDEO TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR "PITCH"

WELCOME TO THE TEAM !
WE CAN-CAN!!
LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:57 PM

September 20, 2005

AM I MAD? Mad like a mad fox maybe!!

Well yes VERGINA,there is a certain MADNESS to my METHODS .
BUT not the kind of mad like you're out of cigarettes at 4 am and you know that "ol' whatever her name is" lying beside you doesn't even smoke.

NO,NO,NO!
My madness is the good kind.
This same madness can be yours if you're ready.
All you need to do is say three little words,

YES I AM READY-!!

WELCOME.

Posted by clamlynch at 3:26 PM

September 17, 2005

I AM amazed at how much money I AM going to have!!

GOSH ! If everything goes like my vision tells me IT WILL, I AM going to be pree-tee rich in a matter of weeks—if not days.

AND what does that really mean? well, I will be Rich. I already said that, but mostly it means there will be more of me to share
with YOU.

More time helping YOU and less time worrying about DUMB STUFF like rent, bills, food stamps, driving, cleaning the house, sleeping alone, avoiding the landlady, clean laundry. Seriously, this list could go on and on and on.

But all that will be behind me soon—like some kinda crazy thing you have when you're sleeping and you get scared.

'CAUSE IT'S ALMOST OFFICIAL !
The unicorn has slid down the rainbow and landed in a big POT-O-GOLD !
AND that unicorn IS ME!!

Thanks for all your support!
I WILL NOT FORGET ANY OF YOU!!
Whoever you are.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:25 PM