Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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September 21, 2005

I have a great new product....ME.

YES IT IS TRUE !
The product is ME.
And you dear friends are my CUSTOMERS.
But you're also my EMPLOYEES (without the payment part...well, not payment in the material sense).

AS employees/customers, I would like to take a few minutes to discuss why you should feel good about the PRODUCT (ME)
and do as much as you possibly can to promote said PRODUCT, a.k.a. ME.

1. I AM HERE TO HELP PEOPLE.
You already know this as a VALUED CUSTOMER, But i want you to now know it as an EMPLOYEE.

2. I want you to FEEL the awesome power of helping people!
Folks, there's nothing like it. I KNOW...'CAUSE THATS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING!
and helping me to help you to help people who need my help find ME is the BACKBONE OF MY BUSINESS.

3.When it comes to ME or THE PRODUCT you should have 110% confidence in what you're selling/promoting
BECAUSE,
I AM A GOOD PRODUCT.
I AM A DEPENDABLE PRODUCT.
I AM A PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
I AM HERE FOR YOU/ME AND CAN BE TRUSTED MOST OF THE TIME.

4. I have months and months of EXPERIENCE.

5.My life is SUPER SUCCESSFUL and i also have what is so elusive to many of the SO-CALLED successful leaders, A LITTLE THING CALLED JOY.

WELCOME TO THE TEAM !

Posted by clamlynch at 9:57 PM