Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

October 12, 2005

When you go into A FANCY HOME don't say stuff like, "FOR THE PRICE OF THAT LAMP, I COULD PAY MY RENT FOR 3 MONTHS."

or: "DO THEY REALLY NEED THAT MUCH OF A BACK-STOCK OF TOILET PAPER?"

or: "I WISH I HAD A MATTRESS TO SLEEP ON."

or: "I CAN'T BELIVE THEY HAVEN'T DRANK ALL THIS BOOZE! I WOULD TOTALLY DRINK IT ALL! IF IT WAS MINE."

That kind of THINKING only makes you a FAIL-A-SAUR-US.

AND just like the DINOSAURS you must make that type of thinking EXTINCT!

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:

DON'T DISSOCIATE YOURSELF FROM ALL THAT FANCY STUFF; ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH IT.

SAY, "HEY THAT'S A NICE LAMP, I THINK I'LL GET ME ONE OF THEM WHEN I'M RICH."

and: "I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING—YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER."

or: "SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IS GOOD FOR MY BACK."

or: "ONCE I BECOME SUCCESSFUL, I CAN DRINK BOOZE ALL DAY! RIGHT NOW I NEED TO CONCENTRATE."

REMEMBER: ENVY AND JEALOUSY = FAILURE

DON'T BE A FAIL-A-SAUR-US!

BE A SUCCESS-A-SAUR-US!

AND JUST BE HAPPY RICH PEOPLE STILL LET YOU IN THEIR HOMES, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

THINK RICH AND YOU WILL BE RICH.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:08 AM