Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 8, 2005

I AM working on my ASSERTIVENESS and DIRECTNESS. Please be patient with me, OR NOT. Either way is FINE, I think.

REALLY: Consider joining MY TEAM.

AND here's why: YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE AN FRIGGIN' IDIOT NOT TO!

NOW, i'm glad i just wrote that—because it's a perfect EXAMPLE of what NOT to say.

That's me confusing AGGRESSIVENESS with ASSERTIVENESS.

IT happens, and I AM SORRY.

A better way to say it might be: JOIN MY TEAM NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

'Cause then you really will FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT when everyone else is SUCCESSFUL, and you're left holding THE TRICK BAG with your pants down around your ankles, asking strangers to give you some money so you can buy a belt.

*JOIN TODAY.

AND VISIT MY WEB SITE:

WWW.CLAMLYNCH.COM
OR NOT.

YOURCLAM

*Sidenote:
THERE IS NOTHING TO ACTUALLY JOIN ,ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE.
WHEN I SAY :
JOIN,
I AM TALKING , IN YOUR MIND.
BLESS YOU ALL AND HAVE A SWELL DAY.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:30 PM