Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

« October 6, 2005 | Main | October 8, 2005 »

October 7, 2005

I Have been making much PROGRESS on peace talks with MY OLD SELF.

AND they have been moving ahead nicely.

But there've been some TENSE MOMENTS.

The worst one came early this morning after the "NAKED-with-a-STANDING-AT-ATTENTION-IN-THE-PRIVET-JOHNSON-AREA, Walk-past-the-open-window-and-the-screaming-of-the-old-lady-next-door-INCIDENT."

After a 17 minute SHAME SPRIAL, IN which i was momentarily worried my OLD SELF was getting the UPPER-HAND, I Quickly SPOKE A SERIES OF SUCCESSFUL WORDS and was able to "GET A GRIP" on the problem and bring the NEGOTIATIONS back to the table.

I HAVE been stressing the fact that there is not enough ROOM for all the NEGATIVE OR DOUBTING THOUGHTS and THEY must consider relocating.

I HAVE MADE CLEAR THAT I AM not allowing any more PITY PARTIES between the hours of 8 a.m. and 8 p.m.

I did concede to a 12 minute CRYING JAG once a week, one WORRY WART and 2 large and 1 small RESENTMENTS per month.

I was able to shoot down the DAY OF VICTIMHOOD as well as the 24 hours of straight SLEEP that they tried to sneak through as "A DAY OF REST."

ALL in ALL, the OLD UNSUCCESSFUL SELF is slowly seeing its time IS RUNNING OUT.

AND I AM just tossing it a few bones OUT OF PITY.

IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR A DYING FRIEND.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:17 PM