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October 20, 2005

I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.....THANK GOD!

WHAT A RELIEF !

That old MIND with its UNSUCCESSFUL ways and its NEGATIVE VIBRATIONS.

IT'S been a long time coming and it seemed like it would never leave, but i think it's throwing in the towel.

but MAN OH MAN is it going out with a BANG!

IT HAS BEEN TRYING TO "SHOCK AND AWE" ME !

IT'S BEEN WORKING OVERTIME TRYING ONE LAST PUSH TO CONVINCE ME TO GIVE UP.

Sending me "PSYCHO-BOMBS" and laying down "MIND MINES" at every turn.

BUT i see through its BIG TALK and HAIRY-CHEST POUNDING!

TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN with its CONSTANT CHATTER ABOUT:

LATE RENT.
I.R.S.
DISCONNECT NOTICES.
BILL COLLECTORS.
NO LADY FRIEND ( Or SEX )
SMOKING TOO MUCH.
CAR TROUBLES.
BRAIN PROBLEMS.

EVEN GOING AFTER MY INVISIBLE FRIENDS, WITH THOUGHTS OF DOUBT AND UNCERTAINTY.

BUT FOLKS, I SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT.
THESE THINGS AREN'T REAL; WELL, they are real, but not REALITY.
They're just things and crap.
They are TEMPORARY.
THEY ARE HELPING ME GROW.
THEY ARE A REMINDER OF WHAT I DONT WANT.

THEY ARE PROVING THAT THINGS SOMETIMES LOOK LIKE POOP RIGHT BEFORE YOU FLUSH.
AND I AM FLUSHING MY OLD LIFE CAUSE IT'S JUST STINKING UP THE PLACE.

LETS FLUSH TOGETHER!
And jiggle the handle for GOOD MEASURE.

JUST KEEP PUSHING!
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.

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