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October 21, 2005
I WOULD MAKE A GOOD KING. i'm not saying I WANT TO BE KING—i'm just saying IF I WAS.
IMAGINE there was a king. And let's say he was mean and greedy to poor people, and then the poor people got mad and did something bad to the king like broke a window or something.
THEN all the smarter people around the king said "HEY, WHY ARE THOSE POOR PEOPLE SO MAD?"
SO the smart people said let's find out what's wrong, and why them poor folk hate us so much, and try to FIX IT, and help them.
But the king and his mean sidekicks said "screw that, let's kill them and take all their shit!"
NOW THIS WOULD NEVER REALLY HAPPEN .
BUT IT'S A STORY ABOUT WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOT BE MEAN OR ANGRY.
BEING MEAN OR ANGRY WILL MAKE YOU UNSUCCESSFUL.
BE NICE AND LIFE WILL BE NICE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE POOR AND ANGRY.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BREAK MY WINDOW .
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND RICH AND BRING ME CANDY.
I WILL NOT BE A MEAN KING.
I WILL BE AN UNDERSTANDING, PEACE-LOVING, HELPFUL KING-ISH TYPE OF RULER.
A BETTER KINGDOM IS AT HAND, LET'S GET CRACKING!
Posted by clamlynch at 10:37 PM
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