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October 12, 2005
IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANTED, including but not limited to FIRM BUTTOCKS and SILKY THIGHS, wouldn't you say "SIGN ME UP"?
WELL, I'M TELLING YOU THAT!
IT IS ALL MENTAL, AND YOU ARE TOTALLY MENTAL, and so am I.
NOW: close your eyes and IMAGINE two firm BUTTOCKS, or a mountain of CASH, or maybe A NEW HOME or a ROCKET-SHIP!
NOW: open your eyes. "HEY, WHERE DID ALL THAT STUFF GO?" you say.
WELL IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE. IT'S STILL IN YOUR MIND!
The trick is to get it out of YOUR MIND and into YOUR HANDS.
"NOW THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK," you might say.
Well—IF HAVING ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE is CRAZY, then I AM THE CRAZIEST, DREAMCATCHIN'-EST, ROCKET-SHIP-DRIVIN' , FIRM-BUTTOCK-ED, CASH MOUNTAINEER YOU'LL EVER MEET.
TRY ME.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
FEAR, WORRY, DEPRESSION, LACK, HOMELESSNESS, LONELINESS, HOPELESSNESS, SELF-PITY?
Gee WHIZ! You don't have to be AL EINSTEIN to figure out THAT ALL THOSE THINGS ARE BAD!
BUT HEY—IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
CHOOSE LIFE (THE GOOD LIFE ).
Posted by clamlynch at 7:57 PM
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