Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 17, 2005

LOGIC is NOT SO GREAT.

I AM more into SYMBOLS and FEELINGS and COLORS.

I Have a lot more faith in things like VIBRATIONS and RADAR LOVE .

LOGIC'S ok in a pinch, with things like:

"IF I DRINK TOO MUCH MORE OF THIS STUFF I MIGHT DIE."
or
"I SHOULD JUST GO TO THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY AND START RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN."

SURE some logic might help you come to the right conclusion. MAYBE.

LOGIC = NORMALITY = MEDIOCRITY = BOREDOM/DEATH. Which adds up to NOT SUCCESSFUL!

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO if you're stuck on LOGIC MODE.

Try some UN-LOGICAL BEHAVIORS.
Like CRAZY DANCING.

INAPPROPRIATE OUTBURSTS OF JOY.

RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE NAKED WITH A FANCY HAT ON.

or JUST SIT ON THE SIDE OF YOUR BED AND JUST START BLINKING AND SMILING FOR 5 MINUTES.

Also, Try some UNTRUE STATEMENTS:

HEY, I"M RICH!
WOW, AM I HAPPY!
GOSH, LIFE IS JUST SUPER-FUN AND EASY RIGHT NOW!

THESE STATEMENTS WILL CONFUSE THE LOGICAL MIND AND SEND HIM BACK TO SOME DUMB MATH PROBLEM OR SOMETHING.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, HE'LL BE GONE!

And once all logic has left, YOU CAN REPLACE THAT SPACE WITH FUN, JOY, HAPPINESS, AND
ABUNDANCE!!

START LIVING THE ILLOGICAL LIFE TODAY!

YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
OR MAYBE YOU WILL BE?
BUT HEY!! WHO CARES?
THING ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM AND LOGIC ONLY CONFUSES
YOU MORE.
I AM sure none of this makes sense.
OR DOES IT?
WHO REALLY KNOWS?
NOT I.

ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE!!

I THINK, I LOVE YOU!!
YOURCLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:11 PM