October 4, 2005
Many LONELY PEOPLE don't have FRIENDS.
MY Friends, i know this from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE .
And that's what separates me from the other "so called" LIFECOACH/MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS .
They're all RICH and SURROUNDED by PEOPLE and MONEY and
FANCY STUFF.
They don't know or even remember what it's like to have NOTHING.
BUT I DO.
I HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SOX.
I understand you.
YOU want to be understood.
YOU want to be LOVED.
AND THAT'S OK.
HELLO! IT'S CALLED HUMAN BIOLOGY!
I have 3 pounds of muscle that i affectionately refer to as my
SUCCESS BOX.
AND i'm willing to share some of its contents with YOU.
AND HEAR THIS! IF THERE WAS A WAY FOR YOU TO TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I WOULD TOTALLY LISTEN.
SO feel free to have an imaginary conversation with me and make my imaginary FEEDBACK to you POSITIVE and HELPFUL.
'CAUSE i am HERE for you, or WOULD BE, but i'm really super busy right now.
MAYBE I AM BUSY HANGING OUT ALONE, LIKE A SAD LONE WOLF WHO IS LAYING IN BED EATING A PIZZA AND SOME ICE CREAM AND WATCHING A BAD MOVIE AT 9:00 P.M. ON A SAT. NIGHT WONDERING WHY NO LADY WOLF
IS CALLING HIM AND THINKING "MAYBE CAUSE I GOT THE PHONE TUNED OFF"
OR MAYBE NOT.
OK.
I AM.
IT FEELS GOOD -ISH, TO BE HONEST.
I LOVE YOU,I HONESTLY LOVE YOU.
YOURCLAM
Posted by clamlynch at 12:32 PM
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