Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 4, 2005

Many LONELY PEOPLE don't have FRIENDS.

MY Friends, i know this from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE .
And that's what separates me from the other "so called" LIFECOACH/MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS .
They're all RICH and SURROUNDED by PEOPLE and MONEY and
FANCY STUFF.
They don't know or even remember what it's like to have NOTHING.

BUT I DO.

I HAVE BEEN IN YOUR SOX.

I understand you.
YOU want to be understood.
YOU want to be LOVED.
AND THAT'S OK.

HELLO! IT'S CALLED HUMAN BIOLOGY!

I have 3 pounds of muscle that i affectionately refer to as my ,
SUCCESS BOX.
AND i'm willing to share some of its contents with YOU.

AND HEAR THIS! IF THERE WAS A WAY FOR YOU TO TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I WOULD TOTALLY LISTEN.
SO feel free to have an imaginary conversation with me and make my imaginary FEEDBACK to you POSITIVE and HELPFUL.

'CAUSE i am HERE for you, or WOULD BE, but i'm really super busy right now.

AND YES, I JUST MIGHT BE BUSY HANGING OUT ALONE, LIKE A SAD LONE WOLF WHO IS LAYING IN BED EATING A PIZZA AND SOME ICE CREAM AND WATCHING A BAD MOVIE AT 4:00 P.M. ON A Sun. AFTERNOON, WONDERING "WHY NO LADY WOLF
IS CALLING HIM"? AND THINKING "MAYBE CAUSE I GOT THE PHONE TUNED OFF"

WELL,OK, I AM DOING THAT.
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD AND SO BAD AT THE SAME TIME.

MAYBE I SHOULD SAY IT, GAD OR BOOD.
.
YOURCLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 12:32 PM