Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 1, 2005

NEWS FLASH.... GOOD THOUGHTS LEAD TO GOOD FEELING and GOOD FEELINGS bring GOOD THINGS !

AND thank goodness i've realized this and can now bring THE GOOD NEWS TO YOU.

Why, just today i was wondering, " Why do i FEEL so G.D. BAD?"

and then it hit me ... 'CAUSE I'M THINKING BAD THOUGHTS!
BAD ME, BAD THEM, BAD THIS, BAD THAT, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD,
and don't get me started with the FEELING BAD about FEELING BAD feeling.

I wanted to feel GOOD but i felt BAD
BUT HOW to CHANGE?

WELL MY DEAR FRIENDS,
HERE'S WHAT I DID (and feel free to try this yourself):

I started SLOW, Like this:

GOOD ME, BAD THEM, GOOD THIS, BAD THAT, GOOD, BAD, GOOD, BAD.

I THEN added some more GOODS, Like about 3 quarters good, 1 quarter bad.

I then added one small SMILE, two and a half GIGGLES, one quick JOYFUL NONSENSICAL OUTBURST, and an OLD LADY HUG.

NEXT it was five anonymous "I LOVE YOU" calls and an ICE CREAM and a 3 HOUR NAP. I then Followed that with a handful of conversations with an INVISIBLE PRESENCE.

Next i made a LIST OF FEARS or "BLOCKS" ( 27 pages ).

Then 23 minutes of CRYING.
Quickly followed by 12 minutes of uncontrollable laughter.

Than am OUTDOOR BURNING CEREMONY of said FEAR LIST.

Followed by a "pleading" conversation with a POLICE WOMAN and HER DOG.

Than i just gave up.
I TOOK MY BACKPACK OF PROBLEMS OFF AND JUST SAT ON THE CURB.
AND GUESS WHAT?
NO, GUESS AGAIN.
YES!
MY YOKE WAS LIGHT.
I FELT FREE-ISH.

I then saw a picture of a bird dressed as a cowboy and i took that as a sign THE WORST was over.

AND IT WAS.
AND IT WAS ALL GOOD AGAIN.

And folks all this HARD work i am going through is to be the best i can be so i can HELP YOU.
And ITS A PLEASURE .

I AM , is fighting ME for YOU.
AND LETS HOPE "I AM" WINS , FOR ALL OUR SAKES.
BECAUSE IF I RISE ,WE ALL RISE AND HOORAY FOR THAT!!

RISE AND SHINE !!!
KOO KOO BIRDS.

SHINE ON,
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:36 PM