Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 6, 2005

Why MY FAME will give us ALL more GAME.

LOOK, I DID NOT Set out to be FAMOUS.

I Just set out to try and HELP PEOPLE.

BUT during this PAINFUL "SETTING OUT" Process, i have come to realize a few THINGS.

1. I'm going to need some/a-lot of: MONEY, FOOD, TRAVEL EXPENSES, CLOTHES, GOOD HEALTH (Dental, mental, physical, medication, and eye-wear), A HOME, NICE CAR, LOVE OF A DYNAMITE LADY, AND A BOAT.

2. THESE Things do not just magically APPEAR! One must GET THEM.

3. THE best way i can think of to "get them" IS to Become POPULAR/FAMOUS.

4. THEN once all THE THINGS in number one ( or 1. ) on this list are gotten i will be able to tell you HOW I DID IT !
and you in turn can tell others, and WE WILL KEEP THIS SUCCESS TRAIN ROLLING!

SO IT SEEMS like that's what we need to do; that's where OUR starting point is.
MAKING ME RICH AND FAMOUS and working from there.

IT'S A FOOLPROOF PLAN, FOLKS.
AND I KNOW TOGETHER WE CAN DO IT.

I know some of you are saying "WHAT ABOUT ME? I WANT TO BE FAMOUS TOO!"

FIRST OFF, THAT SOUNDS VERY SELFISH.

AND SECOND, LET'S START WITH ME.
IF WE CAN GET THAT RIGHT, THAN WE WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

FIRST THINGS FIRST, PEOPLE.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:17 PM