Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

November 8, 2005

WE Must become like RUBBER if we are going to be SUCCESSFUL.

When someone tells you, "YOU'RE CRAZY"—if you are GLUE, then you will say: "WELL, I GUESS I'M CRAZY THEN."

BUT IF YOU'RE RUBBER you will say, "IT IS YOU WHO ARE CRAZY, NOT I."

AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU, "YOU OWE ME A LOT OF MONEY."

YOU SAY (The RUBBER you): "NO! IT IS YOU WHO OWE ME A LOT OF MONEY."

If you are told, "YOU NEED TO STOP FOLLOWING ME."

The new "RUBBERIZED" YOU WILL SAY, "NO! IT IS YOU WHO MUST STOP FOLLOWING ME."

When told "YOU'RE FIRED!"

You will BOUNCE BACK With:
"NO! YOU ARE FIRED!! NOW GET THE HECK OUTTA MY OFFICE!"

Don't be glue.
DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS STICK TO YOU.

SAY:
I AM RUBBER. AND WORDS CAN NEVER HURT ME.
OR BREAK MY BONES.

LOVE,
YOUR RUBBER CLAM MAN.