Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 25, 2005

DON'T TRY TO POP MY SUCCESS-ALLOONS, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T. THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!

Well, it's a SPECIAL kind of steel that FLOATS.

Like a plane or a rocketship.

I KNOW WHAT YOU COLLEGE BOYS ARE SAYING:

"But planes and rocketships are powered buy FUEL."

OK EINSTEINIUM, I KNOW THAT!

MY SUCCESS-A-LOON IS POWERED BY FUEL TOO! OK?

IT'S CALLED SUCCESS!

And guess what?
UNLIKE EXPENSIVE ROCKET FUEL OR PLANE GAS,
MY FUEL IS FREE.

I/YOU WERE BORN WITH IT.
IT COMES OUT OF ME/YOU.
AND IT NEVER RUNS OUT!
YOU JUST NEED A PUMP.

AND THAT'S WERE MY PROGRAM COMES IN.

I Will show you HOW to drill your mind for SUCCESS,
because people, IT'S IN THERE!

You just have to get through all the crap
that's BLOCKING you from HITTING YOUR SUCCESS-FUEL MOTHERLOAD!

BUT ONCE MY PROGRAM GETS DEEP IN THERE, AND YOU HIT THAT SWEET STUFF,
THERE'S NO STOPPING THE FLOW!

AND the next thing you know (just like JED, from the Beverly Hillbillies),
YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE!

IN YOUR MIND.

AND THAT'S WHERE IT REALLY COUNTS!
MILLIONS OF THOUGHTFUL THOUGHTS, FRIENDLY FRIENDS AND GOOD VIBRATIONS.
AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU,
EXCEPT YOU.
SHARE THE WEALTH!
YOUR,CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:42 PM