Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 12, 2005

GOING OUT OF UNSUCCESSFUL BUSINESS SALE!

THAT'S RIGHT! Everything must go, EVERYTHING! I AM making space for a BIG SHIPMENT OF SUCCESS.

I have many things to unload and you are welcome to any of them.

Here's a short list:

An overused sense of being "THE VICTIM".
A STRONG feeling of LONELINESS and ISOLATION.
A Large "WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP" Feeling.
A 5-volume set of WHY-I'M-GOING-BACK-TO-BED Excuses.
A Full library of WISH LISTS and IF-I-ONLY-HAD LISTS.
A FULL-SIZE SENSE OF SEPARATION.
A Wheelbarrow full of BROKEN DREAMS
A Truckload of SHAME and GUILT.
A Lifetime Supply of BLAME and RESENTMENT.
A Carton of WHY ME.
AND ONE COMPLETE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL BREAKDOWN.

NONE OF THESE ITEMS CAN COME WITH ME TO MY NEW LOCATION.

So if you're working on your own UNSUCCESSFUL WALL and need more MATERIAL, ITS YOURS.

IF NOT, ALL THESE THINGS ARE GOING IN THE TRASH.
And I think Tuesday is trash pick-up day.

SEE YOU ALL AT THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW ME!

COOKIES and PUNCH WILL BE SERVED, SO bring the kids !

Posted by clamlynch at 12:08 PM