Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 17, 2005

I AM Taking applications for a LOVER/SOUL-MATE.

And ladies, this job comes with plenty of PERKS!

For one :

The fact that you will be starting during my
early SUCCESS STAGE means that you will be totally TRUSTED—
and also remembered as someone who stuck buy me in the HARSH and sometimes PAINFUL getting-the-WORD-OUT-THERE process.

Second:

AS my lover/soul-mate, you will have my full ATTENTION and GRATITUDE—because it has been several years since I have had ANY FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP.

Thirdly:

I AM someone who RESPECTS the ladies
and can show you my SECRET LOVEMAKING techniques,
Which I haven't actually had a chance to try out on a REAL woman.
But let me just say "it's some pretty FANCY stuff."

AND LASTLY:

I AM looking for some one who believes in me and my work.
AGE :25 TO 55 Years
HEIGHT: 5 TO 6ish FEET
BODY: 100 TO 170 POUNDS
HAIR: YES
EYES: 2 OR ONE WITH PATCH IS FINE.
MUST have transportation (bus is ok)
COLLAGE GRAD. (or G.E.D.)
MUST ENJOY TALKING AND listening.
LONG WALKS (or drives)
Love making (with me)
and laughter (not at me but with me)

PLEASE SEND RESUME AND PHOTO or DRAWING TO:

clam.lynch@gmail.com

Posted by clamlynch at 1:26 PM