Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 15, 2005

IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU'RE WONDERING: HOW AM I DOING?

Well thanks for asking!

I AM DOING WONDERFUL.

WELL, to be totally honest, I THINK IM DOING WONDERFUL.
LET ME EXPLAIN.

After my last post I headed down to the hospital to have my toe looked at.

AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS I THOUGHT, THE LITTLE PIGGY WAS NOT OK.

OR AS THE YOUNG INTERN AT THE FREE CLINIC SAID, "GROSS!", "YIKES!", AND "OUCH!"

After some X-rays and a vomit-inducing RE-SETTING of said toe,
I WAS GIVEN A HANDFUL OF PAIN MEDICATION—AND WITH THE COMBINATION OF MY MORNING BREAKFAST WINE, IT SEEMED TO GIVE ME A VERY FUNNY FUN KINDA FEELING.

So what I AM tying to say is, the whole "BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" technique that I started my day with MIGHT have actually happened!

BUT I CAN'T BE 100% PERCENT CERTAIN, BECAUSE IT WAS ALL KIND OF CLOUDY. (I DONT EVEN REMEMBER HOW I GOT HOME FOR EXAMPLE.)

BUT IN ALL LIKELIHOOD IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER.

I THINK.

I AM NOW GOING TO TAKE A BUNCH MORE MEDICATION/HAPPY PILLS AND TRY TO FOCUS ON THE ANSWER.

Posted by clamlynch at 5:08 PM