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November 6, 2005

ME BEING WEALTHY HELPS US ALL!

And here's how:
AS THE CASH FLOWS IN, THE COMMITMENT TO KEEP HELPING YOU FLOWS OUT.

When I'M sitting around my COLD, DARK, PHONELESS APARTMENT WITH THE EVICTION NOTICE NAILED TO THE FRONT DOOR, all STRESSED OUT about FOOD and CIGARETTES, MONEY and BUS FARE, IT'S HARD TO THINK OF OTHERS (YOU).

But when I AM rolling in some greenbacks, I AM TOTALLY OUT THERE WORKING FOR YOU!
COMING UP WITH NEW TOOLS AND TECHNIQUES FOR YOU TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE!

AND MAN-O-MAN, WHEN THAT MONEY IS FLOWING, I AM LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY SUCCESS MACHINE TURNED UP TO FULL STEAM—CRANKING OUT IDEAS AND CONCEPTS FASTER THEN MY TEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER/ASSISTANT CAN WRITE THEM DOWN.

AND FOLKS, IT IS A PLEASURE.

'CAUSE THAT'S MY TRUE NATURE.
I'M A HELPING PEOPLE PERSON.

SO LETS ALL HOPE I CAN GET REALLY REALLY WEALTHY!
FOR ALL OUR SAKES.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:29 PM



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