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November 22, 2005

TODAY IS A NEW DAY! It's also a NUDE DAY!

AND PEOPLE, IN THIS NEW/NUDE DAY, YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT.

On the outside perhaps:
A SHARP-looking SHIRT or BLOUSE?
A TEE SHIRT with a funny SLOGAN/SAYING written on it
with a Sharpie or crayon?
Maybe some fancy SLACKS, CULOTTES, KNICKERS or PANT-A-LOONS?
How about some OVERSIZE UNDERWEAR?
Or a tie?

HEY! WHAT IF YOU WORE TWO OR THREE TIES AT ONCE?

THAT WOULD REALLY SAY:
"THAT GUY'S GOT SOMETHING—HE'S SO SUCCESSFUL HE HAS TO WEAR THREE TIES!!!"

OR

TWO BRAS! ONE ON THE FRONT AND ONE ON THE BACK!

NOW, IF I SAW THAT I WOULD SAY:
"MAN-O-MAN—THAT LADY IS REALLY DIFFERENT AND SPECIAL!
SHE IS GOING PLACES—AND COMING or GOING, SHE LOOKS GREAT!"

NOW On the inside, how about:

AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE?

A INNER-JOY TOP with a OUTER-JOY BOTTOM.

A MENTAL COAT MADE OF POSITIVE ENERGY with A "YES I CAN" LINING.

A NAY-NAY AND YEAH-YEAH BRAIN WRAP?

A "DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'" SONG IN YOUR HEART.

A GOOD VIBRATION WORD MAKER.

THROW AWAY ALL THE OLD STUFF.
THE STUFF THAT DOESN'T FIT YOUR SUCCESSFUL NEW LIFE.

ITS A NEW YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW LOOK.

INSIDE AND OUT!

AND IT IS GOOD.

Posted by clamlynch at 7:15 AM



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