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November 15, 2005
TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
IS that hard for you to HEAR/BELIEVE?
Did you say to yourself "NO IT AIN'T"?
IS it because that might ruin your plans for a CRAPPY DAY?
Well, I feel sorry for you, MR. CRAPPY PANTS.
But listen to me, IT IS YOUR CHOICE.
YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR DAY AND THE WAY YOU EXPERIENCE IT!
OK FOLKS, I JUST GOT UP TO GRAB A SMOKE AND I STUBBED
MY TOE SO BAD THAT ONE OF THEM IS POINTING SIDEWAYS.
NOW I AM NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I'M PICKING UP A VIBRATION THAT THIS IS NOT GOOD.
SO I'M ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THIS IS NOT THE BEST DAY EVER?
NO WAY!!
IT JUST MEANS THAT MY BEST DAY EVER INCLUDES A BROKEN TOE—and most likely a long painful bus ride followed by a full day of waiting in the free clinic waiting room!
YOU CAN BREAK MY TOE, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK MY "BEST DAY EVER" ATTITUDE!
MAN! This toe is hurting like a mother F'ER!
Posted by clamlynch at 6:34 PM
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