Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 29, 2005

TRY MY NEW "MAGNET MIND" TECHNIQUE.

SAY:

IT IS GOING TO WORK.
IT IS GOING TO WORK.
IT IS GOING TO WORK.

Now that you're TOTALLY CONVINCED IT IS GOING TO WORK,
LETS MOVE TO THE NEXT STAGE.

And that's called the:
WHAT'S GOING TO WORK? STAGE.

You're going to start practicing my MAGNET MIND style of thinking.

here's an example:

TODAY IS A BAD DAY .

Now How does that make you feel?

BAD, right? THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THE WORD BAD and JUST LIKE A MAGNET, IT'S PULLING
ALL THINGS BAD TO IT!

NOW TRY THIS:

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!

FEELS GOOD, RIGHT? IT'S THE WORD GOOD that's PULLING all the GOOD THINGS to it,
with MAGNET POWER!

MAGNETIZE YOUR MIND!
AND IT WILL PULL TO YOU WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING!

PLEASE DON'T SAY "THAT'S CRAZY" or "THIS WON'T WORK!"
'CAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE USING MAGNET MIND POWER,
YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GO CRAZY or NOTHING WILL WORK OUT FOR YOU.
BECAUSE THE MAGNET WILL PULL IN THE WORD "CRAZY" or "WON'T WORK"
AND DRAW THINGS TO THEM.

SAY GOOD WORDS LIKE:
JOYFUL.
SUCCESSFUL.
PEACE.
MONEY.
GIRLFRIEND/SEX.
ALL BILLS PAID.
NO JAIL TIME.
DELICIOUS FOOD.
RELAXING NAP.
ALL NEEDS MET.
THIS IS FUN.
A FIRM AND HEALTHY BODY.
SOMEONE ELSE'S FIRM AND HEALTHY BODY.
GOOD MENTAL HEALTH.

AND LIKE MAGIC, THESE THINGS WILL BE PULLED TO YOU.

So what if none of these things are actually in your life NOW?
COME ON!
THINK!
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SAYING THEM!
THE MAGNET MIND HAS NOTHING TO WORK WITH BUT CRAP!

AND CRAP ATTRACTS CRAP, and flies and disease and a bad smell and on and on.
LIKE A WHAT?

RIGHT! LIKE A MAGNET!

STOP ATTRACTING WHAT YOU DON'T WANT!
THE MAGNET MIND WORKS FOR GOOD OR BAD.
ITS UP TO YOU.

USE THE MAGNET FOR GOOD!

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Posted by clamlynch at 8:58 AM