Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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November 24, 2005

TRY WALKING A MILE IN MY FANCY NEW BOOTS.

I Have a NEW WAY OF WALKING.
So I THOUGHT IT ONLY RIGHT THAT all of this NEW WALKING should be done in the FANCIEST FOOTWEAR I COULD FIND.
(And these puppies are TOP SHELF, my friends!)

I have worked so hard helping others.
And if you know me, I AM SOMEONE WHO REALLY WALKS THE TALK.

And since I talk so much... HELLO!
That equals a lot of walking.

I WANT TO BE MORE CLASSY, MORE SASSY, MORE DOWNRIGHT BRASSY!

IT'S LIKE THIS:
WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE, "YOU SHOULD CHECK CLAM OUT, HE HAS REALLY CHANGED MY/HIS LIFE," and they do CHECK ME OUT—

I WANT TO LOOK THE BEST I CAN, SO THAT YOU LOOK GOOD for
TURNING PEOPLE ON to a guy who has a TOTALLY DYNAMIC
"TURN YOU ON" LOOK.

IT'S A WIN-WIN FOLKS!

IT'S ALL ABOUT TURNING PEOPLE ON TO ME AND MY JAZZY PROGRAM.
And i can't go around in some cheap footwear.

No one will be TURNED ON by that.

WE ARE LOOKING GOOD PEOPLE!
LET'S KEEP IT MOVE'N.
CAUSE THERE AINT NO PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR OF LIFE.

GOODMORNING and GOODNIGHT.
LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:11 PM