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November 14, 2005
WHY DO OTHER PEOPLES "PROGRAMS " SUCK SO BAD?
BECAUSE, MY DEAR FRIENDS—
that's exactly what they try to do.
THESE GUYS TRY TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU, USING MIND CONTROL AND PLAYING ON YOUR WEAKNESSES, SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU.
And then they leave you on the side of the road—naked, penniless, confused, and ashamed.
OH, MY POOR FRIEND! HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?
ARE YOU CRYING?
THAT'S OK. LET IT OUT.
I'M going to get a drink and be right back, OK?
you need anything while I'm up?
OK, I'm back. Now were where we?
OH YES, The tears.
It's OK, 'cause GUESS WHAT?
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. AND PEOPLE, MY HELPING YOU IS WHAT HELPS ME, AND SINCE I WANT TO FEEL GOOD AND GET THE HELP I NEED,
I AM GOING TO KEEP ON HELPING YOU UNTIL I'M SUCCESSFUL
AND BY ME BECOMING SUCCESSFUL (BY HELPING YOU) YOU WILL BE PART OF MY SUCCESS WHICH MAKES US ALL SUCCESSFUL!
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
So never fear, my dear friends.
I WILL NOT SUCK YOU.
FOLLOW ME TO A BETTER YOU.
Posted by clamlynch at 2:04 PM
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