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December 2, 2005
ATTENTION BRAIN: YOU are NOT BEING CHASED BY A DINOSAUR!
THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE.
YOU MIGHT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SURVIVE A DINOSAUR ATTACK WHEN THINGS GET STRESSFUL.
FOLKS, IT'S JUST NOT TRUE.
IT'S JUST LEFT OVER CAVEMAN STINKIN' THINKIN'.
AND HEY, NEWS FLASH—DINOSAURS HAVE BEEN EXTINCT FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS!
STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT DINOSAUR ATTACKS.
LET GO OF THAT OLD THINKING, AND YOUR FIGHT-OR-FLIGHT DINOSAUR ATTACK'N ATTITUDE!
YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT THAT BIG ('CAUSE DINOSAURS ARE TOTALLY BIG!)
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.
IN THE DEEP DARK CAVE PART OF YOUR MIND.
OH MY GOD!!! LOOK OUT, THERE'S A DINOSAUR BEHIND YOU!!
JUST KIDDING.
PUT DOWN THAT POINTY STICK and PICK UP YOUR STRESS/DINOSAUR-FREE NEW LIFE.
WELCOME HOME.
Posted by clamlynch at 10:34 PM
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