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December 9, 2005
BIG NEWS! I HAVE FOUND A CURE FOR DEPRESSION—IT'S CALLED HAPPINESS!
That's right—and I stumbled upon it totally by ACCIDENT.
You see, I was pacing my room on the verge of tears, falling deeper and DEEPER into a HOPELESS STATE, When I remembered I had a coupon for a FREE LARGE TWO-TOPPING PIZZA!
Now I'm NOT saying OUTSIDE STUFF makes the INSIDE STUFF ok.
I AM NOT A METAPHYSICAL MORON—I know a few things, ALRIGHT?
I AM just saying THE FREE LARGE TWO TOPPING PIZZA COUPON was something GOOD.
SO I just started to BUILD ON THAT.
I put some clothes on and said to myself:
"Well, I have everything I need in the LARGE TWO-TOPPING PIZZA department—lets see what else I've got!"
So I lit a cigarette and made a list:
1. MY HEALTH
2. FREE CHOICE (LIKE WHICH TWO TOPPINGS FOR EXAMPLE)
3. FOOD
4. MY HAND TO HOLD THIS CRAYON TO WRITE THIS LIST
And the list went on to over 15 things!
AND FOLKS, THE NEXT THING I KNEW, BOOM! I WAS HAPPY.
I EVEN TOLD THIS TO THE PIZZA GUY, AND THAT SEEMED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY—AND THE HAPPINESS JUST KEPT GROWING.
SEEING HOW MY HAPPINESS WAS MAKING THE PIZZA GUY HAPPY
WAS MAKING ME EVEN HAPPIER!
I THEN STARTED ATTRACTING MORE AND MORE HAPPINESS!
PHONE CALLS WERE MADE, MONEY WAS MANIFESTED, BILLS WERE PAID, SEMINARS WERE BOOKED, A SPECIAL LADY WAS CALLED ABOUT A POSSIBLE "COFFEE DATE", SONGS WERE SUNG, POSITIVE WORDS WERE SAID, A NAP WAS TAKEN.
GRADUALLY LOVE, PEACE, AND FREEDOM TOOK HOLD AND I WAS FREED FROM MY IMAGINARY PRISON!
All this from a simple FREE LARGE TWO-TOPPING PIZZA!
NOW THAT'S SOME POWERFUL STUFF!
Have a slice of THE GOOD LIFE!
MUCH LOVE.
Posted by clamlynch at 10:22 PM
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