Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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December 6, 2005

GOOD NEWS! I Have been pushed to my BREAKING POINT, AGAIN!

AND PEOPLE, THE FACT THAT I DID NOT BREAK IS VERY GOOD.

I AM NOW EVEN MORE FLEXIBLE AND HAVE WAY MORE BOUNCE-BACK-ABILITY!

FOLKS, with this NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT I DON'T WANT,
I am TOTALLY READY to really GET INTO WHAT I DO WANT.

BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT:

A CAR THAT IS BROKEN DOWN.
A CELL PHONE THAT IS TURNED OFF.
A BRAIN THAT IS CAUSING ME PAIN.
OR ANOTHER LONELY SLEEPLESS NIGHT WONDERING IF I AM EVER
GOING TO BE HAPPY AGAIN.

AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER.

I only THOUGHT I might NOT want those things until THEY REALLY HAPPENED.

Now I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that I DON'T.

WHAT A RELIEF!

GETTING THROUGH THESE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS WILL REALLY HELP US!

MY KNOWLEDGE AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HELPS ME TO SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THROUGH THESE BAD TIMES.

SO I guess my SO-CALLED BAD TIMES are actually GOOD TIMES FOR YOU.

FOLKS, I'M LEARNING AND GROWING AND CHANGING AND RISING.
AND ONCE I'VE LIFTED MYSELF UP, WE WILL ALL BE LIFTED!

YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND THAT NOW, BUT YOU WILL.
SOON.

HANG IN THERE PEOPLE. MY/YOUR LIFE'S GETTING BETTER EVERYDAY!

DON'T GIVE UP.
JUST GET DOWN WITH YOUR BADSELF!
AND UP WITH YOUR GOODSELF!

Posted by clamlynch at 8:11 PM