Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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January 27, 2006

All this IRRITATION has PRODUCED A PEARL (OF WISDOM).

FIRST OFF FOLKS, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT CLAMS NOT BEING ABLE TO PRODUCE PEARLS (IN THE REAL WORLD) BECAUSE THEY DO! Just GOOGLE-OOGLE IT! AND YOU WILL SEE.

BUT that's not even what I'M talking about anyway.
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS THE REALIZATION THAT ALL THE DISCOMFORT, HEARTACHE,
DARKNESS, DEPRESSION, DISAPPOINTMENT, LONELINESS, AND OTHER "IRRITANTS"
WERE NOT FOR NOTHING.

WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IS WORKED TOGETHER PERFECTLY TO PRODUCE A LOVELY PEARL.

AND I AM NOT QUESTIONING IT.

LIKE TODAY FOR EXAMPLE:
I WAS SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE SEVERAL TIMES.
I WAS RIDICULED.
I WAS PUSHED TO TEARS BY JUDGMENT AND CRITICISMS.
AND ALSO FORCED TO EAT AND DO A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT MADE ME FEEL VERY ASHAMED.
YES FOLKS, AND HERE'S THE PEARL.

ALL THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS SETTING IN MY APARTMENT ALONE! IN MY UNDERWEAR!

OH, PEARL OF WISDOM!

SWEET, SWEET PEARL!

I SEE NOW.

I MUST HELP PEOPLE!

I MUST GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, GET ON THE BUS, THE PHONE, GO SOMEWHERE, DO SOMETHING!
TRY TO HELP OTHERS, SO MY MIND CAN'T GET ME AGAIN AND THROW ME BACK IN THE "TRICK BAG".

MY PEARL IS YOUR PEARL.
LET ME HELP YOU.
FOR MY SAKE AND YOURS!
ITS A WIN-WIN SITUATION.

I AM SUPER-SUCCESSFUL AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DYNAMIC PROGRAM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

BUT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I AM NOT LEFT ALONE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.

CAUSE WHEN I'M NOT HELPING, I'M HURTING!

DON'T HURT ME.

I AM HERE FOR YOU.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:26 AM