Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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January 23, 2006

MY HANDS ARE MOVING, and I AM SAYING WORDS!

Folks, you might be saying, "BIG F'ING DEAL, So what?"

And first off, that is NOT A VERY CLASSY WAY TO TALK.

And second off, IT IS A BIG F'ING DEAL!

BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE!

IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU ARE ALIVE, BECAUSE YOU'RE READING THIS.

AND IF WE'RE ALIVE (WHICH WE HAVE ALREADY AGREED UPON),
THEN WE CAN CHANGE.

IT'S LIKE THIS.
I USED TO HATE THE WAY CERTAIN PARTS OF MY BODY SMELLED
AND I WAS ALWAYS SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT THEM.

LIKE:

"GROSS, THAT THING SMELLS LIKE A BIG MAC!"
or
"THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG FOOD AND CHEAP WINE !"

AND USING WORDS LIKE "DISGUSTING" and "REAL BAD" and "OH MY GAWD."

BUT THEN ONE DAY ALL THAT CHANGED.

AND I JUST STARTED LIKING MY SMELLS.

BECAUSE THEY ARE MY SMELLS !
THEY'RE PART OF ME!
AND THEY ARE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.

LIKE:
THAT PRETTY LADY IS LOOKING AT YOU.
or
THESE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A FRAUD AND THEY HATE YOU.
or
YOU NEED A SHOWER (WITH SHAMPOO).
or
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK.

AND MY SMELLS BECAME MY FRIENDS/PARTNERS.

NOW I LOVE MY SMELLS.

IF I COULD BOTTLE MY OWN SMELL AND SPRAY IT BACK ONTO MY SELF, I WOULD.

AND THAT'S A LOT OF GROWTH ON MY PART.

FRIENDS, LEARN TO LOVE YOUR SMELLS.

SENSE YOUR ONENESS WITH LIFE AND SENSE YOUR SCENT.

IT MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

IT'S THE FIRST STEP IN A BRAND NEW YOU.

TAKE IN A GREAT BIG BREATH OF YOU.
AND SAY:

"YES!!! THAT IS ME!!"

LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:09 PM