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February 16, 2006
DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE.
FOLKS, THIS IS A TRAP.
WE ALL FALL INTO IT NOW AND THEN, EVEN ME (A LOT)!
BUT SEEING IS NOT BELIEVING.
WHAT DO I SEE RIGHT NOW?
I SEE AN EMPTY BED.
I SEE A CIGARETTE WITH A VERY LONG ASH FALLING ON THE KEYBOARD AS I TYPE.
I SEE BILLS THAT AREN'T PAID.
I SEE A TEAR DROPPING FROM MY EYE.
I SEE A VERY ANGRY/SAD MOOD FALLING OVER ME.
I SEE NO WAY OUT.
AND GUESS WHAT? HA,HA,HA, NONE OF IT'S TRUE!
WELL IT'S TRUE, BUT IT'S NOT REAL.
IT'S ONLY BAD INFORMATION COMING FROM PAST EXPERIENCES.
BUT IT'S NOT THE REAL ME.
THE REAL ME IS HAPPY, HEALTHY, WITH PLENTY OF MONEY AND A DYNAMITE LADY CALLING
ME INTO THE BEDROOM.
THAT'S THE REAL DEAL FOLKS,
AND THAT'S WHAT I ACCEPT.
AND THAT'S WHAT'S ON ITS WAY.
THAT'S MY FOCUS.
AND IT'S COMING AS SOON AS I LET IT.
BUT WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?
DID I GIVE THE WRONG ADDRESS?
AM I NOT READY OR SOMETHING?
SEE.... THERE I GO WITH THE DOUBTING .
AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
THAT'S THE BLOCK.
ITS LIKE THIS CAT I USED TO HAVE.
I WAS THINKING THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I WOULD GIVE HER CANS OF TUNA AND EXPENSIVE TOYS AND TRY TO PLAY WITH HER AND LOVE HER—
SHE JUST HATED ME.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM (#2)
AND
I HAD MY SLACKS AND BOXER SHORTS DOWN AROUND MY ANKLES
AND
IN COMES THIS CAT, ALL FRIENDLY AND SWEET, AND I SAID, "HEY THERE YOU LITTLE SWEETIE, YOU'VE FINALLY COME AROUND."
THEN THE CAT PROCEEDED TO GET INTO MY BOXERS
AND JUST SIT THERE.
SO CUTE!
AND THEN SHE TOOK A DUMP RIGHT INTO MY UNDERWEAR AND HISSED AT ME AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
WELL... MAYBE THAT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE.
But what I AM saying is:
HANG ON, 'CAUSE YOUR DAY IS COMING—IN FACT, IT'S ALREADY HERE!
YOU JUST NEED TO SEE WITH A NEW EYE.
USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
AND AS SOON AS YOU GET IT RIGHT INSIDE—
THEN BANG!BOOM! THERE IT IS.
JUST HANG IN THERE, BABY.
DONT GIVE UP.
I'M SENDING YOU SOME LOVE RIGHT NOW!
DID YOU FEEL THAT?
GOOD.
Posted by clamlynch at 9:37 PM
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