Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

February 8, 2006

PEOPLE, I AM SO SICK OF ALL THIS WHINING and BELLYACHING!

ALL THESE ANGRY FOLKS, WITH THEIR TINY LITTLE CLOSE-MINDED ATTITUDES.

SAYING STUFF LIKE:

"YOU SHOULD JUST PULL YOURSELF UP BUY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS"

or

"QUIT WITH THE TOUCHY-FEELY B.S. AND GET A JOB"

and

"GROW UP AND BE A MAN"

WHAT KINDA MIXED UP BACKWARDS THINKING MAKES PEOPLE SAY SUCH NONSENSE?

I AM SORRY TO JUDGE ....BUT HOLY-CAT!! COME ON NOW!!

WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO HAVE NO BOOTS (LET ALONE BOOTSTRAPS)?

AND IF BEING TOUCHY FEELY IS B.S., THEN I WILL HAVE A LARGE STEAMING BOWL OF IT PLEASE!

AND AS FAR AS "GROWING UP AND BEING A MAN" (WITH A JOB),
LET ME JUST TELL YOU ONE THING RIGHT NOW.

I AM A MAN!
I AM A TOUCHY-FEELY MAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE BOOTLESS!

AND FOLKS I HAVE A JOB:
HELPING PEOPLE.

HELPING BAREFOOTED TOUCHY-FEELY MEN (AND WOMEN) BE HAPPY.

LIKE BUTTERFLIES!
AND I AM TOTALLY INTO BUTTERFLIES!

AND I AM TOTALLY INTO YOU/ME.

ANGER=ANGER
JOY=JOY

LOVE
CLAM
=LOVE YOU! !

Posted by clamlynch at 8:18 PM