Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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February 20, 2006

TAKE A LITTLE TIME FOR YOURSELF—with my revolutionary TIME OUTHOUSE TECHNIQUE.

MY DEAR FRIENDS:
In this crazy DOG-EAT-PONY RAT-RACE SHOW called LIFE,
We all need a little break now and then.

That's why I have come up with a DYNAMIC NEW TOOL to help YOU TAKE CARE OF YOU.
TO LET IT GO.
TO RELEASE THE PRESSURE THAT HAS BEEN BUILDING UP INSIDE YOU.

I CALL IT THE TIME OUTHOUSE,
AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

IMAGINE A SMALL PRIVATE LITTLE HOUSE IN YOUR MIND.
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO INSIDE (Perhaps you might bring a newspaper or a book).
YOU THEN CLOSE THE DOOR, AND JUST SIT THERE.
LETTING GO OF THE PAST, THE FUTURE, EVERYTHING.
JUST LET IT FLOW OUT OF YOU.
DON'T FORCE IT OR PUSH TOO HARD—JUST LET IT HAPPEN NATURALLY.
AFTER THE PRESSURE LEAVES YOU, JUST STAY FOR A MINUTE OR TWO,
AND FEEL THE RELIEF AND BE GRATEFUL
(PERHAPS READING YOUR IMAGINARY BOOK OR NEWSPAPER).

NOW YOU CAN START YOUR DAY OVER.
LIGHTER, LESS BLOATED, FREE OF THAT INTERNAL PRESSURE.

TAKE SOME TIME OUT FOR YOU.

VISIT THE TIME OUTHOUSE.

AND VISIT SOME FREEDOM.

Posted by clamlynch at 2:22 PM