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February 18, 2006
Take a ride on my JOY-A-COASTER!
SOME UN-Informed folks look at life like a SCARY ROLLER COASTER.
MY Friends, I AM suggesting A REVOLUTIONARY NEW WAY of SEEING IT. (LIFE, THAT IS.)
NOW, I know life is filled with MANY ups and downs.
Lets talk about the UPs for a moment.
UPs are GOOD.
UPs make you happy.
I AM UP with UP!
But AS we all know, sometimes life brings us DOWN, HARD!
And I AM NOT DOWN with DOWN !
As i said, I'M UP with UP !
SO HERE'S WHAT WE DO: When we're UP, let's REALLY BE UP !
LET'S say to people, friends, lovers, ANYONE who will listen: "I AM UP!"
Now, if people like say, YOUR PARENTS or EX-WIFE or EX-BOSS say "you should go to the doctor" or "are you drinking again?"
or they just roll their eyes and walk away or SLAP YOU or HANG UP ON YOU—
THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE NOT UP!
THAT JUST MEANS THEY ARE NOT UP!
Now, when we're DOWN, let's not look at it as a HOPELESS, BAD, FOREVER THING.
LETS GET EXCITED!
YES, YOU HEARD ME, LET'S GET JAZZED!
LET'S LOOK AT IT AS A TIME TO BE PUMPED UP ABOUT GOING BACK UP!
THATS how the JOY-A-COASTER works.
IT'S ALWAYS GOING UP!
The down time is PREPARING YOU TO GO BACK UP!
YOU GOT IT!
NOW—I WANT YOU TO COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL JOY-A-COASTER.
Not a SCARY/DARK name, like THE DEMON.
or THE WIDOW MAKER.
or THE PUKE MACHINE.
May I suggest a few BETTER NAMES to get you started?
How about:
THE TUMMY TICKLER.
or
THE MAGICAL UNICORN EXPRESS.
or
THE FUNNY-TIME FUN RAIL.
KEEP IT UP, FOLKS!
AND HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS!
AND BRING SOME TOILET PAPER,
'CAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A RIDE ON THE WILD SIDE.
THE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL SIDE, THAT IS.
Posted by clamlynch at 9:16 PM
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