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March 1, 2006

I CAN'T MAKE YOU JUMP INTO A NEW SUCCESSFUL LIFE, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A LITTLE PUSH.

I CAN NOT TAKE THE PLUNGE FOR YOU.
I WISH I COULD, BUT THEN YOU WOULD BE LEFT STANDING THERE—WHILE I WAS OUT LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.
And that would be sad, and also make you resent me.

AND I DON'T WANT THAT—IT'S BAD MOJO.

I WANT YOU TO JUMP!
TO LET GO!
I CAN LEAD YOU TO THE EDGE—THE EDGE OF YOUR SAD, UNSUCCESSFUL, BITTER AND RESENTFUL BORING EXISTENCE, BUT FOR LEGAL REASONS I CAN'T ACTUALLY PUSH YOU OFF.

But let's say I just happen to bend down to tie my sandal, and you just happen to trip over me (wink).
That might work.

The important thing is you do it!
YOUR NEW LIFE IS WAITING.
JUMP ON IN! THE WATER'S MADE OF DREAMS and WISHES, and the sand is made of gold.

READY, SET, JUMP! INTO THE SUCCESSFUL NEW YOU!

Posted by clamlynch at 1:59 PM



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