Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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October 8, 2006

I AM HAPPY FOR YOU!

When you’re HAPPY, I’m HAPPY! If I wasn’t I would just be UNHAPPY for your HAPPINESS and COME ON!! Just put two and three together here folks.

OK, try this:
Close your eyes and imagine this scene. (Well maybe just squint your eyes so you’re able to read the instructions)

Now picture a couple of HAPPY people, put them in a room, then add one UNHAPPY/BITTER person, then take away the HAPPY people, and what do you have left?

ONE LAME ASS UNHAPPY/BITTER PERSON! That’s what you got.

When you’re HAPPY for others HAPPINESS, IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION! Your HAPPINESS is bound to attract another HAPPY guy or gal, or MAYBE, two happy girls at once! Or one guy and maybe his happy dog or an old lady and a rodeo clown? MAYBE ALL THE ABOVE? Whatever you’re into.

Whatever you focus on, you attract more of. LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE. I AM ABSOLUTELY, ABSO-TOOT-LY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY FOR THIS GUY I KNOW. Let's just call him JAMES:

He has lots of MONEY/FREEDOM and always plenty of C.O.H. (cash on hand) and NICE lady friends that really enjoy SPENDING TIME/HAVING SEX with him. He has a sweet home in the city and a wonderful place in the country that he can just go to and kick back/sleep. He has a nice dependable new car, he gives to charities. He wakes up and goes to a job he loves and works with wonderful friendly people. He has DELICIOUS FOOD in his refrigerator and really nice clothes, and a new laptop and LOTS of other cool stuff, like health insurance and a neat boat and a healthy body.

AND THE REALLY COOL THING ABOUT HIM IS HE LIKE’S HIMSELF! Not in a conceited way but in a healthy, I AM what I AM kinda way. He loves people and his Ex-wife is totally HAPPY with him and thinks he's cool and smart, because he gave her a bunch of CASH and that HELPED their relationship, ALOT!

Oh, and his parent are VERY PROUD OF HIM and he's always helping people out, either with MONEY or EMOTIONAL SUPPORT or just being there for them.

AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!

He does not suffer from ANYFORM OF DEPRESSION or ANXIETY. He doesn’t EVER stay in bed and cry all day. The I.R.S. is NOT AT ALL breathing down his ass. He's not worried about how he's going to tell his landlady the rents going to be 1 to 8 weeks late this month. He doesn’t owe every G.D. person he knows money. He's not MORBIDLY DEPRESSED about where his career is going and he DOES NOT SPEND HIS DAYS WORRYING ABOUT HIS HEALTH or HIDING FROM BILL COLLECTORS. He doesn’t think that his life is over and NEVER ever contemplates suicide or bank robbery.

I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM.

HOORAY FOR JAMES!

HIS HAPPINESS IS MY HAPPINESS AND I KNOW IT’S CONTAGIOUS. THAT’S ONE GERM I DONT MIND CATCHING!

HEY! CALL THE DOCTOR, I THINK IM COMING DOWN WITH A BAD CASE OF SUCCESS-U-LITE-OUS!

Thanks JAMES! And thank the ATTRACTIVE power of ATTRACTION!

AMEN.

Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 9:22 PM