January 10, 2007

Join me in some AS PLAY.

First off folks, for the love of god, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE!! STAY INSIDE!

IT ALL STARTS THERE.
IN your IN HOUSE.
NOT your OUT HOUSE.

AS you believe. And believe me my friends, I have had my “AS” kicked the last few days/weeks.

And that’s the PROBLEM and the SOLUTION.

AS, is a big deal.

AS, is something I believe in.

You might even say I’m an AS MAN.

BECAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT, AS YOU BELIEVE. And if you can BELIEVE that, your well on your way to an UNBELIEVABLE NEW LIFE!

BELIEVE THIS and THIS BECOMES TRUE.
BELIEVE THAT and THAT BECOMES TRUE.

Now folks, I smell a BIG BUT coming up.

But what? I ask you.

First off whenever you say "YA, BUT". Everything after that BUT is a load of CRAP! It's just your EGO and your OLD STORY and other peoples STORIES, trying to mess things up.

"BUT I DON’T GOT NO MONEY"
"BUT I DON’T GOT NO FRIENDS"
"BUT MY HEALTH AIN’T NO GOOD"
"BUT I DON’T GOT NO TEETH, NO CAR, NO LADY FRIENDS, NO HOME, NO BLAH, BLAH, BLAHS!

SO WHAT?

That’s just outside stuff. What’s inside? THAT’S WHAT MATTERS.

There’s plenty of MONEY, LOVE/SEX, TEETH, HOUSING AND HEALTHY HEALTH, on the INSIDE.

If you BELIEVE IT.

And as soon as you kick that BIG BUT to the curb, it's going to start MANIFESTING!!

IT'S THE LAW!

AS YOU BELIEVE IT!
or NOT.

JUST SAY IT IS.
AND IT WILL BE.

BELIEVE THAT!

I BELIEVE IN YOU, even if I can’t see YOU.
AND THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.

LIFE IS COMING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, SO GET YOUR BUT OUTTA THE WAY!

LOVE,
Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 8:30 PM

January 4, 2007

I HAVE A TOTAL HEART ON FOR LIFE !!

I AM WOO'N AND COO'N LIFE.
I AM also smitten with life and I AM PRETTY DARN SURE, FROM ALL THE SIGNALS AND VIBRATIONS THAT LIFE FEELS THE SAME ABOUT ME.

I AM SUPER JAZZED!!

I HAVE INVITED LIFE IN TO SUP' WITH ME OR WHATEVER AND I HAVE ALSO MADE ROOM FOR LIFE TO STAY AWHILE JUST IN CASE WE "HIT IT OFF". I MADE SOME EXTRA ROOM IN THE DRESSER DRAWS AND GOT SOME NEW BEDDING AND AN EXTRA PILLOW! (I ALSO DID ALL MY LAUNDRY... AND DANG, THAT WAS SOME WORK!). I ALSO TOOK ALL THE RECEIPTS AND OTHER CRAP OUT OF MY WALLET AND LOOKED INTO A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT.

I GOTTA TELL YOU FOLKS, I JUST MIGHT BE IN L O V E !
AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME PASSING FANCY OR MIDNIGHT BOOTY CALL OR THE FIRST MONTH OF THE EXCITING GETTING TO KNOW SOMEONE STAGE EUPHORIC HAPPYPANTS FEELING.

I AM TALKING ABOUT SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH LIFE.

WHEN I THINK OF, FEEL, SEE, TOUCH, OR HEAR LIFE CALLING TO ME IT'S LIKE THE TRUEST SWEETEST REALEST FEELING I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

AND FOLKS, I HAVE HAD SOME DOOSYS IN THE OL' FEELING DEPARTMENT!

IT'S ALMOST LIKE LIFE KNOWS ME BETTER THEN I KNOW MYSELF.

LIFE IS SO GOOD, SO SWEET, SO KIND, SO COMPASSIONATE, SO FORGIVING, SO PLEASANT, SO HELPFUL, SO STRONG.

LIFE IS A GREAT COOK AND FABULOUS LOVER, A GREAT PROVIDER AND QUITE A LOOKER!

OH, LISTEN TO ME GOING ON AND ON, LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL/BOY.

LADIES AND GENTS :
"I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW LIFE"

OH GOD!! JUST SAYING IT GIVES ME THE CHICKEN SKIN!!

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT. MY NEW LOVE LIFE.

LIFE KNOCKED AND I ANSWERED AND I THINK I SAID SOMETHING STUPID LIKE:
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE"

WE BOTH HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT ONE. YUP MY SWEET LIFE SURE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

I HOPE YOU ALL FIND YOUR TRUE LIFE. NOT LIKE MY EX-LIFE, PLEASE DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE.

KEEP LOOKING-IN, YOU WILL FIND IT.

LOVE.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:40 PM