Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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January 4, 2007

I HAVE A TOTAL HEART ON FOR LIFE !!

I AM WOO'N AND COO'N LIFE.
I AM also smitten with life and I AM PRETTY DARN SURE, FROM ALL THE SIGNALS AND VIBRATIONS THAT LIFE FEELS THE SAME ABOUT ME.

I AM SUPER JAZZED!!

I HAVE INVITED LIFE IN TO SUP' WITH ME OR WHATEVER AND I HAVE ALSO MADE ROOM FOR LIFE TO STAY AWHILE JUST IN CASE WE "HIT IT OFF". I MADE SOME EXTRA ROOM IN THE DRESSER DRAWS AND GOT SOME NEW BEDDING AND AN EXTRA PILLOW! (I ALSO DID ALL MY LAUNDRY... AND DANG, THAT WAS SOME WORK!). I ALSO TOOK ALL THE RECEIPTS AND OTHER CRAP OUT OF MY WALLET AND LOOKED INTO A JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT.

I GOTTA TELL YOU FOLKS, I JUST MIGHT BE IN L O V E !
AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME PASSING FANCY OR MIDNIGHT BOOTY CALL OR THE FIRST MONTH OF THE EXCITING GETTING TO KNOW SOMEONE STAGE EUPHORIC HAPPYPANTS FEELING.

I AM TALKING ABOUT SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH LIFE.

WHEN I THINK OF, FEEL, SEE, TOUCH, OR HEAR LIFE CALLING TO ME IT'S LIKE THE TRUEST SWEETEST REALEST FEELING I HAVE EVER KNOWN.

AND FOLKS, I HAVE HAD SOME DOOSYS IN THE OL' FEELING DEPARTMENT!

IT'S ALMOST LIKE LIFE KNOWS ME BETTER THEN I KNOW MYSELF.

LIFE IS SO GOOD, SO SWEET, SO KIND, SO COMPASSIONATE, SO FORGIVING, SO PLEASANT, SO HELPFUL, SO STRONG.

LIFE IS A GREAT COOK AND FABULOUS LOVER, A GREAT PROVIDER AND QUITE A LOOKER!

OH, LISTEN TO ME GOING ON AND ON, LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL/BOY.

LADIES AND GENTS :
"I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW LIFE"

OH GOD!! JUST SAYING IT GIVES ME THE CHICKEN SKIN!!

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT. MY NEW LOVE LIFE.

LIFE KNOCKED AND I ANSWERED AND I THINK I SAID SOMETHING STUPID LIKE:
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE"

WE BOTH HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT ONE. YUP MY SWEET LIFE SURE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

I HOPE YOU ALL FIND YOUR TRUE LIFE. NOT LIKE MY EX-LIFE, PLEASE DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE.

KEEP LOOKING-IN, YOU WILL FIND IT.

LOVE.

Posted by clamlynch at 9:40 PM