Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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March 29, 2007

IT'S ALL MAGICAL!!!

FOLKS, there is a power that is so MAGICALLY MAGICAL that I AM surprised that more people don’t know about it.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

GUESS.

NO, GUESS AGAIN.

NO! COME ON THINK!!!
THAT'S RIGHT.
IMAGINATION.
IMAGINATION IS REAL!

JUST TODAY I IMAGINED MANY BAD OUTCOMES, POSSIBILITIES, and SCENARIOS.
And guess what?
Well, first I STARED TO FEEL THEM.
THEN THEY STARTED TO GROW.
THEN I WAS COVERED WITH THEM.
THEY WERE THICK AND DARK AND STICKY.
THEN HOLY CRAP! THEY STARTED HAPPENING.

I HAD TO STOP AND START OVER.
First, I TOOK A SHOWER, AND SCRUBBED AND SCRUBBED AND SCRUBBED UNTIL I WAS KIND OF A PINKISH COLOR.

THEN I WENT BACK TO MY IMAGINATION STATION (Which happens to be in my closet) AND STARTED SOME NEW THOUGHTS.

I KNOW IMAGINATION IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE, SO THE FACT THAT I DON’T KNOW MUCH IS PROBABLY GOOD. WHEN IT COMES TO THE AWESOME POWER OF.....

WHAT?

I FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
IT HAPPENS WHEN I GET THINKING TOO HARD, SOMETIMES MY BRAIN JUST KIND'A STOPS....
OH YA,
IMAGINATION!!

YES DEAR FRIENDS, I KNOW MY THOUGHTS WILL NOT RETURN TO ME VOID.
SO NOW MY THOUGHTS ARE ON THE GOOD.
NOT JUST MY GOOD, BUT FOR ALL OF OUR GOOD.
I AM NOW IMAGINING MONEY, A CAR, GOOD HEALTH, COMPANIONSHIP, MONEY,A NICE HOME, CLEAR THINKING, AND PLENTY OF MONEY.
FOR ALL OF US!!

AND I CAN FEEL IT.
IT IS GROWING.
IT IS REAL.

AND SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT HERE YET.
I CAN STILL ACT LIKE IT IS.
WHAT IS THAT GOING TO HURT?
WHAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE?

DON’T BE A DOUBTING THOMPSON.
YOU'LL JUST ATTRACT MORE DT'S AND DOUBT AND FEAR, WHICH CREATES STRESS, WHICH MAKES YOU HAVE OUCHBRAIN.

LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN FREE!!!
DON’T LIMIT YOURSELF.
GO FOR IT!

I AM ON THE IMAGINARY ROAD TO SUCCESS.
WON’T YOU JOIN ME?
THERE’S PLENTY OF ROOM IN MY NEW MANSION.
COME ON IN, THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.
LET'S SUP TOGETHER.

DEAREST ONES YOU CAN DO IT.
TRY THIS:
IMAGINE SOMETHING SMALL, FIRST LIKE A PHONE CALL FROM AN OLD FRIEND THEN LET IT GROW FROM THERE.

LIKE MAYBE THIS OLD FRIEND WHO IS LONELY AND BORED AND HAS A LOT OF MONEY AND IS A WOMAN WHO'S SUPER SASSY AND SEXY AND FUNNY AND SMART AND WANTS YOU TO HELP HER SPEND HER MONEY ON HELPING OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN YOU SAY:

“OH MY GOD! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO!"

AND SHE SAYS "I LOVE YOU AND THINK YOU'RE COOL AND SEXY AND SMART AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A CHILD AND I LOVE THAT CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED A CHILD AND HOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CHILD FLYING TO MY ISLAND AND WE CAN GET STARTED ...OH AND BY THE WAY WILL YOU MARRY ME? YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, OR A PLACE TO LIVE OR A CAR OR HEALTH INSURANCE OR PAYING OFF ALL THAT DEBT YOU OWE AND WE CAN JUST HAVE FUN MAKING ART AND HELPING PEOPLE!"

MAN I AM TOTALLY JAZZED RIGHT NOW!
SEE, IT WORKS, IT REALLY DOES!

FOLKS, KEEP IT REAL.

YOUR IMAGINARY, REAL FRIEND,
CLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 6:47 AM