Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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March 11, 2007

THE CRAP THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND.

Folks for many years I felt like I was A PIECE OF POOP THAT THE WORLD REVOLVED AROUND.

NOW friends, feeling like the world revolves around you is BAD ENOUGH, BUT FEELING LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT DOES NOT MAKE FOR A VERY ENJOYABLE EGO CENTRIC SELF OBSESSION WITH THE WORLD HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF.

In my old POOPY MIND I felt like it was all ABOUT ME and ME was NOT GOOD AND as you know:
"POOP CAN ONLY SEE POOP AND ALSO ATTRACTS MORE OF SAID POOP".

Dearest, PLEASE FORGIVE ALL THIS POOP TALK. When I say POOP, I AM not talking about the stuff that comes out of your anus hole after you have your toilet time. That would be that CRUDE.

I AM also quite aware that some of you good people don’t like to think or talk, smell, see OR feel that kind of thing (poop).

PLEASE FORGIVE. I AM ONLY USING THE TERM METAPHORICALLY.

ANYPOO, This is how I USE TO THINK BEFORE I DIED. METAPHORICALLY.

When I finally WOKE UP my life did not change overnight, BELIEVE YOU ME ! OH NO, it was a slow process. I HADE MUCH TROUBLE LETTING GO OF the whole POOP CONCEPT. SO I started to visualize from where I was at.

The best I could come up with was I SLOWLY STARTED TO ENVISION MYSELF AS A PIECE OF GOLD!

And even though it was A GOLDEN PIECE OF POOP, it was a start.

I then started to see myself as a GOLDEN PIECE OF POOP, ENCRUSTED WITH FABULOUS GEMSTONES! Then, as I began to feel better about my POOPNESS, I started to look at the world around me.

And HELLO! I HAD A WONDERFUL REVELATION THAT I, IN ALL MY GOLDEN SPARKLY POOPY SPLENDOR, was not separate from the world. THAT I TOO WAS ROTATING.
I WAS PART OF THE WORLD! And there were many other GOLDEN STAR STUDDED TURDS SPINNING AROUND AND WE WERE ALL PART OF SOMETHING BIGGER!

I WAS NOT ALONE.

WE were a bunch of SPECIAL POOPS, HELPING EACH OTHER, BEING OF SERVICE, CARING, LOVING, THINKING GOOD THOUGHTS ABOUT LIFE, AND MOVING TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD!

A GIANT GOLDEN POOP RING, GLITTERING TOGETHER! AS A TEAM! AS ONE!

A BRAND NEW MOVEMENT!!

NOW even though I know that POOP is ENERGY AND LIVE IS JUST THAT; VIBRATING ENERGY, I AM still working on dropping that metaphor and replacing it with something more SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

Like say:
STARS or FLAMES or SNOWFLAKES.

But I know I AM ON THE RIGHT TRACK AND FRIENDS, as soon as I get the whole POOP TERMINOLOGY figured out, I/YOU can get the MESSAGE OUT to all those sleepy good people who just cant seem to get pass the P WORD.

HOORAY FOR US/THEM!!

LOVE TO YOU ALL.

CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:55 PM