Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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March 28, 2007

TRUST THE THRUST

CARS.
CARS,CARS,CARS,CARS,CARS!!.
I TRUST them.
Do I know how they work?
NO.
I only know this.
I HAVE A KEY.
I HAVE AN INTENTION.
I WANT TO GO TO THE DONUT SHOP AND MAYBE BUY A BEARCLAW AND A YOOHOO DRINK.
I HAVE MADE A DECISION AND THAT IS MY GOAL.

But what IF I stick the key in the key hole area and press on that DO-HICKY foot shaped GIZMO on the floor underneath the round THING-A -MA-BOB that turns those rubber round circles parts, that then make the body of the car go in a certain DIRECTION and instead of doing WHAT I WANT IT TO DO, IT DOES SOMETHING I DO NOT WANT IT TO DO? What IF, it just starts going ROOOO, ROOO, ROOOO, CA-KING, CA-KING , KAA-BING, KA-BANG!!! And then starts smelling funny and starts shaking and smoking and flames start coming out of the front part?

WHAT THEN?
DO I GIVE UP ON MY MISSION? (The Bearclaw and Yoo hoo) AND JUST GO BACK TO BED?

DO I OPEN THE FRONT THING AND JUST START CRYING AND YELLING AT ALL THE PARTS IN THERE? Then start saying:

"YOU’RE BEING SELFISH"
"DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNISH ME FOR NOT BUYING YOU A NEW SMELLY TREE THING?"
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!"

Do I grab a pointy stick and just start jabbing and pokin’ at stuff?
NO.
I don’t say or do any of those things, BECAUSE AS BAD AS IT MIGHT SEEM , I BELIEVE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO HAPPEN AT THE RIGHT TIME.

What IF, the car was going to crash into something or GOD forbid SOMEONE?

What if a fire truck or tow truck came and LOW AND BEHOLD, it was driven by a lady who would later become my WIFE!! WHAT IF?

NO FRIENDS, I BELIEVE IN THE UNSEEN. THESE SO CALLED PROBLEMS COULD JUST AS EASILY BE OPPORTUNITIES.

NOW IF, I ACTUALLY OWNED A CAR I MIGHT FEEL DIFFERENT, BUT I DON’T THINK SO.

I KNOW IT’S ALL LEADING SOMEPLACE AND I AM CALLING THAT SOMEPLACE GOOD and VERY GOOD.

Thanks for your time.

WALK ON.

WITH LOVE AND BLESS'NS

Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 6:03 AM