Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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June 27, 2007

NO-THING

YES NOTHING.
THAT IS WERE I AM STARTING. STARTING A NEW LIFE WITH A FRESH BLANK SLATE.

FRIENDS IT ALL HAPPENED LIKE THIS;
WHILE MEDITATING ON LETTING GO AND STARTING OVER , I HAD A VISION.

IN MY VISION, I WAS OF COURSE WEARING A BEAR SUIT, LIKE I ALWAYS DO IN THESE THINGS.

I AM ALONE.

I AM BREATHING HEAVY IN MY BEAR HEAD AND LOOKING AROUND THROUGH THE TWO CUT OUT EYE HOLES. I SEE THAT I AM NOW SITTING IN MY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS.

THEN THE DOOR SLOWLY OPENS AND A VERY SASSY TEACHER WITH A BIG HAIRDO, TIGHT BLOUSE AND KNEE LENGTH SKIRT WALKS INTO MY IMAGINARY CLASSROOM. SHE WALKS UP TO ME, RUBS MY FUR, SMILES AND WINKS AT ME. SHE THEN HANDS ME TWO GIANT ERASERS.

AFTER MY FUR SETTLED DOWN IN MY "BIG MAN, LITTLE MAN" AREA, I STAND UP, TURN AROUND AND SEE A GIANT BLACKBOARD. IT IS FILLED WITH EVERY PAIN, HEARTACHE, FEAR, SHORTCOMING, CRIME, HURT, MISTAKE, RESENTMENT, WORRY, JUDGMENT AND REGRET I EVER HAD. I SLOWLY WALK OVER TO THE BOARD AND GENTLY START ERASING STUFF, WHICH QUICKLY TURNS INTO A FASTER AND FASTER FURY OF ERASERS AND CHALK DUST.

FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING AND SINGING AND DANCING; JUST HAVING A BLISSFUL TIME. IT SEEMED THE MORE I ERASED THE LIGHTER I FELT AS I WAS TRANSMUTED AND HARMONIZED INTO A WONDERFUL NEW WORLD.

AND IT WAS FREEDOMWORLD!!

"I SHOULD COPYRIGHT THAT WORD
FREEDOMWORLD...YES I LIKE IT."

SO, SORRY FRIENDS ,WHERE WAS I ?...OH YES.

SO WHEN I WAS FINISHED, THE TEACHER COMES BACK IN AND SAID, "IT WAS NOW TIME FOR MY SPANKING". I ASKED WHY AND SHE SHRUGGED HER SHOULDERS AND SAID "HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW IT'S YOUR VISION. I SAID, "OK , CAN I SPANK YOU THEN?"

SHE LOWERED HER SKIRT REVEALING HER OLD FASHIONED LADIES PANTYHOSE THAT WERE COVERING HER BIG UNDERWEAR AND BENT OVER MY LAP.

THEN THE DOOR BELL RANG .

NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS SNAPPED BACK INTO THE SO CALLED "REAL WORLD" BEACAUSE IT WAS MY LANDLADY AT THE DOOR,RINGING AND RINGING AND YELLING MY NAME.
SO I JUST HID UNDER THE BED AND CONTEMPLATED MY VISION.

AFTER AN HOUR OR THREE, I WAS ABLE TO GET PAST THE SPANKING PART OF IT AND GET TO THE TRUE INSIGHT, THAT THE VISION WAS TRYING TO REVEAL TO ME.

THEN I KNEW:
I WAS RENEWED.

THAT THE PAST WAS NO LONGER MY REALITY.

THE HERE AND NOW WAS/IS MY NEW LIFE.

MY LOAD IS NOW LIGHT AND THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS.

NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME MENTAL/SPIRITUAL CHALK. ALTHOUGH I AM SO COMMITTED, I AM CONSIDERING USING PERMANENT MARKER WHICH WOULD BE VERY HARD TO ERASE OR MAYBE I WONT WRITE ANYTHING AND JUST WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS, INSPIRATION AND GUIDANCE.

BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY MIND AND CLAP OUT THOSE ERASERS AND TRY NOT TO GET TOO MUCH CHALK DUST ON MY BEAR SUIT. I AM ALSO GOING TO WASH THE BLACKBOARD CAUSE I CAN STILL FEEL SOME OF THOSE WORDS AND VIBRATIONS.

MAYBE IF I’M LUCKY I WILL SEE THE TEACHER AGAIN.

FRIENDS, I ONLY KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE. I AM NOT PUTTING ANY BAD WORDS ON MY NEW CLEAN SLATE/BLACKBOARD.

BUT I THINK I AM GOING TO HOLD ON TO MY MENTAL ERASERS JUST IN CASE.

WRITE ON PEOPLE!!!
AND MAKE YOUR WORDS GOOD.

BLESS YOU/ME, ALL.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 11:12 AM