Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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July 2, 2007

TAKE SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW LIFE.

DEAREST FRIENDS,

RECENTLY I DID SOMETHING THAT WAS REALLY HARD, BUT I HAD TO DO IT CAUSE IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY. SO ONE DAY I JUST SAID:
“HEY LIFE! Come over here. I WANT TO TELL YOU A SECRET. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG ‘FRENCH STYLE’ KISS OR MAYBE JUST A GREAT BIG BEAR HUG! GRRRRROOOOOWLLL!!!!

OH, I'M SORRY LIFE. AM I BEING TOO FORWARD? MAYBE WE COULD JUST SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER?

JEEPERS, I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF HERE. I AM JUST REALLY CRAZILY EXCITED TO GET THIS OUT. OK, HERE IT GOES, I JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY THAT BEFORE NOW. I THOUGHT I WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LAUGH AT ME AND BROWBEAT ME AND GIVE ME THE CRAZY EYES. I THOUGHT YOU SEEMED, MEAN AND PUNITIVE AND WANTED TO HURT ME. I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT I HAD DONE TO MAKE YOU HATE ME SO MUCH.”

YES FRIENDS THAT’S WHAT I SAID AND WHAT LED UP TO ME SAYING THAT TO LIFE YOU MIGHT ASK?

WELL I'LL TELL YOU. I HAD GOTTEN SO FEED UP WITH MY THOUGHTS OF LIFE AND ALL ITS SEEMING CRAP THAT I FINALLY GOT UP THE NERVE TO THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND JUST SAY SOMETHING I HAD NEVER SAID BEFORE. SO, WITH ALL THE CONVICTION OF A DYING MAN AND WITH ABSOLUTE FAITH AND SPIRITUAL CONVICTION I WIPED THE TEARS FROM MY EYES, BLEW MY NOSE, PUT ON SOME UNDERWEAR, CLOSED MY EYES AND SAID THESE BLESSED WORDS:
"FUDGE ON A STICK !!!"

THAT'S RIGHT FRIENDS AS HARSH AS IT SOUNDS THAT’S JUST WHAT CAME OUT AND WITH THAT I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO GO RIGHT UP TO LIFE AND SAY:
"WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND ME?"

And FRIENDS THAT LITTLE SHIFT CHANGED MY WHOLE VIBRATION.

I FELT THE TRUTH OF LIFE STEAM IN LIKE A RAY OF LIGHT THAT WAS UNABLE TO REACH ME BEFORE AND THE ANSWER CAME.

LIFE WAS TOTALLY INTO ME!!

LIFE THOUGHT I WAS JUST REALLY INTO BEATING UP ON MYSELF AND FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF AND WAITING FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING TO COME ALONG AND FIX ME.

LIFE WAS JUST PICKING UP THE VIBE THAT I MUST WANT TO BE BROKE, WANT TO BE ALONE, WANT TO MAKE MYSELF SICK WITH WORRY, SO LIFE JUST KEPT SENDING ME MORE OF THAT.

LIFE THOUGHT IT WAS HELPING ME BY SENDING ME EVERYTHING I SPENT MY TIME TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT, IN THE FORM OF OTHER WORRIED, LONELY, BROKEN, CONFUSED, PROBLEMATIC, ANGRY, SICK, LACK FILLED THINGS AND PEOPLE AND SITUATIONS.

EVEN THOUGH I KEPT SAYING HELP ME. LIFE DID NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELP I WAS TALKING ABOUT, SO IT JUST LOOKED AT MY ACTIONS AND VIBRATIONS AND WORDS AND WENT WITH THAT.

I NEVER KNEW.

WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HOOKED UP AND LIFE WAS SO SWEET. NOTHING LIKE I WAS THINKING IT WAS.

NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER, I AM LEARNING AND MOVING IN A BRAND NEW DIRECTION. INSTEAD OF BRINGING MY SO CALLED PROBLEMS TO LIFE, I AM NOW BRINGING LIFE TO MY SO CALLED PROBLEMS.

AND SURPRISE!!

THE PROBLEMS ARE GONE!!! FROM MY MIND ANYWAY. I THINK THEY’RE AFRAID OF LIFE, BECAUSE LIFE IS PRETTY BIG YA KNOW.

LIFE EVEN GAVE ME A JOB, DELIVERING GOOD VIBES. AND HERE’S THE BEST PART.

I DON’T HAVE TO DRIVE THE DELIVERY TRUCK. LIFE SAID IT WOULD DRIVE AND IT WOULD ALSO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING; GAS, TOLLS, RENT, BILLS, RELATIONSHIPS, FOOD... EVERYTHING. FRIENDS, THAT IS ONE SWEET DEAL.

I JUST HAVE TO DO MY THING AND TRUST LIFE TO DO THE REST.

THANK GOODNESS I FINALLY ASKED AND IT WAS DELIVERED.

NOW I’VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. LIFE’S AT THE DOOR AND I AM STILL SITTING IN MY UNDERWEAR TYPING.

WELL, GOTTA RUN, LIFE'S A CALLING AND I DON’T WANT IT TO LEAVE WITHOUT ME.

HAVE A DAY AND DON’T FORGET TO ASK FOR HELP. TRY TO BE DIRECT.

BLESS YOU/ME/LIFE.

YOURS,
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:47 AM