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February 9, 2008
I AM thinking THOUGHTFUL, THOUGHTS about thinking
THINKING is REAL!
Does that shock you?
SOME CARS RUN ON FRY'N OIL!
Does that confuse you?
I HAVE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT IS POWERED COMPLETLY ON URINE!
Does that make you raise an eyebrow?
Well it should. Because I just threw that in there for EFFECT!
NOT THAT I DON’T WANT TO INVENT A ROBOT THAT WOULD RUN ON URINE, I JUST HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT ALL THE TECHNICAL STUFF YET.
LIKE:
What PART of the robot do you put the urine into?
What about RUST?
OK, SO those are some big questions and I AM working on it, but I have totally gone off the subject. FORGIVE ME.
BUT, I have to say if someone invents a urine powered robot before I do, THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE ME SOME MONEY, 'cause I thought of it first!
OK anyway, what I was saying is THOUGHTS ARE THINGS! POWERFUL THINGS!
Like the thought I had about the PEE-POWERED robot. DO YOU SEE WHATS HAPPENING HERE FOLKS? I AM proving my point as we speak.
I can not stop thinking about that robot and visualizing someone peeing in its mouth and it’s disturbing me in an ANTI-SOCIAL DEVIANT, “IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME?", SEXY ROBOT FETISH kind'a way.
AND THATS POWERFUL!
FOLKS, A THOUGHT COULD (AND CAN) ACTUALLY MAKE YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL REACTION! THINK ABOUT IT.
POSITIVE THOUGHTS= POSITIVE FEELINGS.
JOYFUL THOUGHTS =JOYFUL FEELINGS
COMPASSIONATE THOUGHTS= COMPASSIONATE FEELINGS.
SUCCESSFUL THOUGHTS =SUCCESFUL FEELINGS.
URINE POWERD ROBOTS=SHAME, REMORSE, GUILT AND FEAR.
CLAM
Posted by clamlynch at 9:00 PM
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