April 27, 2008

COMMUNICATION BREAKTHROUGH.

COMMUNICATION ,OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, kəˌmyoōnəˈkā sh ən, IS AN IMPORTANT WAY OF TELLING PEOPLE STUFF.

WITH OUT THIS KEY COMPONENT TO LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE ALSO OTHER PEOPLE LIVING, IT'S HARD TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING OR FEELING.

NOW COMMUNICATION CAN COME IN MANY FORMS, THE MOST COMMON BEING WORDS. BUT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO COMMUNICATE, LIKE:
INTERPRETIVE DANCE.
THE MIME TECHNIQUE.
SILENT SCORN.
FACIAL MOVEMENTS AND HAND PUPPETS!

THE TRICK IS TO FIND WHICH FORM IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE SITUATION YOU’RE IN. AS AN EXAMPLE:

INTERPRETIVE DANCE OR EVEN MIMING,USUALLY DOESN'T GO OVER BIG IN ASKING YOUR BOSS FOR A RAISE OR A DAY OFF , NOR DOES EITHER OF THESE FORMS WORK WELL WHEN ASKING A DYNAMITE LADY OUT ON A DATE OR NEGOTIATING WITH THE POLICE OR THE PEOPLE THAT RUN THE PLACE THEY PUT YOU IN WHEN YOUR MIND GOES FUNNY AND YOU’RE LOCKED IN THE QUIET TIME ROOM.

FRIENDS THESE ARE NOT SPECULATIONS!
I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.

AND SPEAKING OF SPEAKING, I FIND SPEAKING TO BE THE BEST AND MOST EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMMUNICATING.
SPEAKING WORDS, I'M TALKING , REAL WORDS HERE FOLKS, NOT MADE UP WORDS, IN A LANGUAGE THAT ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND LIKE "BEEP BOOP, BEEP, MEEP, MOOP" WHICH MEANS "I AM LONELY AND COLD". TRUST ME THIS DOES NOT WORK.
NO DEAR FRIENDS I AM TALKING REAL WORD, WORDS.

ALSO ESSENTIAL IN THE COMMUNICATION PROCESS, IS SAYING WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN/FEEL .
IT IS OFTEN HARD TO SAY WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL AND OFTEN IT'S JUST FEAR THAT MAKES OUR WORDS COME OUT WRONG.
FEAR OF REJECTION.
FEAR OF CONFRONTATION.
FEAR OF BEING PERCEIVED AS WEAK OR TO SENSITIVE.
FEAR OF BEING PERCEIVED AS A KNOW IT ALL OR A RETARD.

(MY APOLOGIES TO MY RETARDED READERS BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW RETARDS AND DOLPHINS ARE TOTALLY COOL AND I PERSONALLY THINK THEY'RE GOD’S SPIES ..BUT THAT'S A CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME.)

BACK TO FEAR.
THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM IT'S SCARY!

BUT WE MUST COMMUNICATE HONESTLY AND FACE OUR FEARS IF WE ARE TO BE HAPPY AND FREE OF SHAME ,REMORSE, ANGER, RESENTMENT OR SUPER EMBARRASSING, EXPLOSIVE, INAPPROPRIATE OUTBURSTS!!

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO.

LAST WEEK I WENT INTO MY LOCAL COFFEE SHOP AND THERE IS A GAL WHO WORKS THERE AND SHE SEEMS TO LIKE ME AND FOLKS TO BE HONEST, I AM A BIT SMITTEN WITH HER AS WELL.
SO I DECIDED TODAY WOULD BE THE DAY I ASKED HER IF SHE MIGHT LIKE TO GO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE SOMETIME. WHICH SEEMED PERFECT, SINCE SHE SEEMED TO BE DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE WHOLE, COFFEE LIFESTYLE.
SIMPLE ENOUGH?

WELL, WHEN IT CAME TIME TO ASK HER OUT, TO COMMUNICATE MY FEELING HONESTLY AND FEARLESSLY, I INSTEAD FOUND MYSELF SAYING:

"HEY YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY? I KEEP THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING MY FRIEND TOLD ME? HE SAID, IF YOU SIT ON YOUR HAND UNTIL IT FALLS ASLEEP AND THEN YOU TAKE THAT ASLEEP HAND AND TOUCH YOURSELF IN VARIOUS PLACE ON YOUR BODY, IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS TOUCHING YOU." I THINK I ALSO ADDED A PHYSICAL COMMUNICATION, IN THE FORM OF A WINK.

SHE JUST STARED AT ME LIKE I WAS USING MY MADE UP LANGUAGE,THAT I SPOKE OF EARLIER AND JUST WENT BACK TO HER WORK.

THE SHAME.

ALL I AM SAYING, IS WHEN IT COMES TO COMMUNICATION, SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, MEAN WHAT YOU SAY, AND DON'T SAY IT MEAN.
DON'T FEAR, FEAR.
SAY IT, PROUD AND SAY IT LOUD!
NOT TOO LOUD.
I HOPE THAT I HAVE HELPED YOU.
I KNOW YOU HAVE HELPED ME.
KEEP ON TALKIN’
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 4:52 PM

April 25, 2008

FEEL THE LOVE.

DEAREST READER,
HELP ME.
HHHHELP ME, I THINK I'M FALLING, IN LOVE AGAIN.
YES FRIENDS, I AM FALLING IN LOVE.
I AM IN LOVE, WITH LOVE.
HELP ME KEEP IT UP !!
HELP ME KEEP THIS POWERFUL, SENSATIONAL, SENSATION GOING.
BREATHING LOVE IN AND BREATHING LOVE OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT .
WHISPER WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT IN MY EAR.
TELL ME HOW GOOD LOVE IS.
LOVE THAT I LOVE , LOVE.
PUT MY LOVE INSIDE YOU.
NOW, I GOT YOU SMILING,BECAUSE GUESS WHAT?
YOU'VE JUST BEEN BITTEN BY THE LOVE BUG AND WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS LOVE BUGGY TILL ITS LEGS FALL OFF!

NOW FRIEND , I AM, IN MOST LIKELIHOOD NOT YE NEIGHBOR BUT COULD YOU LOVE THEE ANY WAY?

OH, JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND LOVE ME UNTIL YOU CAN LOVE YOURSELF , OR ELSE YOUR GOING TO BE STANDING AT THE STATION YELLING
"KERMIT ON A STICK !!" AS YOU WATCH THE LOVE TRAIN CHUG-A-LUG'N AWAY AND YOUR NOT ON IT.

OH GOOD PEOPLE , I AM SORRY, TO WHIP OUT THE OL'TOUGH LOVE ON YA ...STRIKE THAT !!
BECAUSE, LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOUR SORRY.

LOVE IS MANY THINGS,
LOVE IS...OH I DON'T KNOW, YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS,
MAYBE IT'S A Q TIP DEEP IN YOUR EAR?
MAYBE A PINT OF ICE/JOY CREAM?
PRECIOUS MOMENTS?
MAYBE IT'S A VIBRATION OR A SENSATION FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?
MAYBE IT SURPASSES ALL HUMAN UNDERSTANDING?

MAYBE IT'S A MOTHERS LAUGHTER?
NOT SARCASTIC LAUGHTER OR LAUGHING AT YOU, AT YOUR SO CALLED , CRAZY HOPES AND DREAMS OF MAKING A LIVING AT HELPING PEOPLE WHEN YOU CANT EVEN HELP YOURSELF OR EVEN HOLD A REAL JOB DOWN FOR MORE THEN A WEEK!!!!

WHATEVER!

WHERE WERE WE ?
AH YES, LOVE.
WHAT DOES LOVE ASK FOR IN RETURN?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT IT'S FREE!
AND WITH THE PRICE OF GAS AND FOOD AND CIGARETTES THESE DAYS,
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL!

FOLKS, I HOPE I AM NOT LOSING YOU HERE BUT IF I AM, THAT'S OK.
BECAUSE, IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED PEOPLE ( PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW OR HAVE NEVER SEEN OR TALKED TOO OR PERHAPS, ARE NOT EVEN READING THIS ,WHICH IS KINDA IMPOSABLE IF YOU JUST READ THAT.)
THEN TO NEVER LOVED AT ALL.

GOSH, NOW I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP I JUST WANT TO KEEP ON LOVING YOU/ME.
BUT THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE DOWN IN THE CITY AND I AM TIRED.
SO I MUST RETIRE FOR THE EVENING AND DREAM MY DREAMS OF LOVE WITH THE ONE I'M WITH (WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MYSELF)

GOODNIGHT DREAM LOVERS,
YOURS,CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 7:37 PM

April 18, 2008

ALONE,SUROUNDED BY PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES WHEN I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I AM STILL ALONE.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE ALL THE WORDS AND IDEAS FLOATING AROUND IN THE AIR ARE LIKE CHARLIE BROWNS TEACHERS VOICE "WAP,WAP,WA,WA,BLA,BLA,WOOP." AND I JUST KEEP SAYING THINGS LIKE "WOW" AND "THAT'S GREAT"
AND "O'BOY!" AND "OUCH".
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THE INSIDE ME, ME IS SOUND ASLEEP FEELING SORRY FOR ME SELF NOT WILLING TO BRING ANYTHING TO THE PARTY AND WHEN I TRY TO WAKE THE LITTLE ME UP ,IT JUST ROLLS OVER AND SAYS:
"JUST WAKE ME UP IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY THAT HAS TO DO WITH ME , ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SOMETHING BAD OR NEGATIVE"

FRIENDS DO NOT GET ME WRONG I WOULD LOVE TO TURN THE WORLD ON WITH A SMILE.
AND I OFTEN TAKE A NOTHING DAY AND I WILL SUDDENLY MAKE IT SEEM WORTH WILD.

BUT WHEN THE FEAR AND THE BONDAGE OF THE LITTLE ME TAKES HOLD
I HAVE TO REACH DEEP IN MY HAPPY SACK AND PULL OUT SOME OF MY GIGGLE-TIME FEEL-GOOD TRICKS.

FOLKS I WILL NOW SHARE SOME OF THESE TRICKY TRICKS WITH YOU AND SURPRISE!
THAT IS ONE OF THE TRICKS, SHARING AND THINKING OF YOU!
YOU ! DEAR READER NOT ME ,YOU!

OK, THAT'S ONE THINK/TRICK.
SHARING STUFF.

ANOTHER THING I LIKE TO DO IS STARE AT PEOPLES LIPS WHILE THERE TALKING AND THEN THINK ABOUT
THERE TEETH AND HOW THEY ARE MAKING WORDS COME OUT ? AND WHERE ARE THOSE WORDS COMING FROM ? WHAT GOING ON IN THERE BRAIN BOX TO MAKE THEM SAY ALL THE WORDS THERE SAYING?
ARE THEY HURTING,SCARED,SAD,ARE THEY SICK? (MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY OR SPIRITUALLY OR WHATEVER).

USUALLY THE PERSON I AM WATCHING THE LIPS OF ,STARTS LOOKING DOWN AT THERE SHIRT OR BLOUSE OR BEAR CHEST , LIKE THEY MIGHT OF SPILLED SOMETHING OR SOMETHING FUNNY MIGHT BE HAPPENING WITH THERE BREAST(S) WHICH IS FINE , BECAUSE BY THAT TIME I AM BACK IN THE MOMENT AND READY FOR SOME LIVELY CHATTER.
THE ONLY TIME THIS DOESN'T WORK IS WHEN I START REPEATING THE WORDS THAT THEY ARE SAYING, NOT REALLY OUT LOUD BUT LIKE A WHISPER BUT MY LIPS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME THERES ARE,
SOMETIME THEY JUST STOP TALKING AND STARE AT ME AND WONDER WHY I'M SAYING THE SAME THING THEY ARE.
AND FRIENDS THAT'S OK BECAUSE EVEN AN UNCOMFORTABLE STARE DOWN PUTS ME IN THE MIX, INTERACTING.
PARTICIPATING,
THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES MYSELF. THINKING "HOW LONG ARE WE JUST GOING TO STAND HERE STARRING AND WHO WILL TALK FIRST? WHAT WILL THEY SAY?" IS THIS PERSON GOING TO SLAP ME OR KISS ME OR SPIT ON ME OR HUG ME OR MAYBE IF I AM LUCKY THEY MIGHT DO ALL OF THE ABOVE!
WOW, NOW THAT WOULD BE FUN AND CRAZY!

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE TRICKS...BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE DID THAT?
THEY JUST SPIT AT YOU THEN GAVE YOU A GREAT BIG WET KISS AND SLAPPED YOU AND GAVE YOU A CRAZY BEAR HUG OH MY GOODNESS THAT WOULD BE EXCITING!

I AM SORRY FRIENDS I HAVE DRIFTED INTO A FANCIFUL FANTASY.

I HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR TO LONG ,FORGIVE ME.

BUT THAT'S THE WAY LOVE/SEX IS SOME TIMES.
IT CAN BE AS SOFT AS AN EASY CHAIR
OR AS HARSH AS A GOOD LASHING ON A PIRATE BOAT RUN BY FANCY PIRATE LADY'S !
AND THEN I BECOME SOME KIND OF BOY TOY FOR THESE SASSY PIRATE GALS....

I CANT THINK STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.
I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS CRAZY MIXED UP BOOTY TRAP.
I AM GOING TO GO OUT SIDE AND TRY TO HELP SOMEONE.
OR AT LEAST CALL SOMEONE.
MAYBE I WILL JUST GO TO SLEEP AND PICK IT UP TOMORROW.
OK.YES.
I AM GOING TO BED .
WAKE ME UP IF WANT TO TALK...HOLD THE PHONE,YOU CANT DO THAT, CAUSE YOUR NOT HERE.
WELL , JUST IMAGINE YOU ARE WAKING ME UP AND ASKING ME SOMETHING AND THEN IMAGINE I AM GIVING YOU GOOD ,HELPFUL INFORMATION THAT WILL HELP YOU AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
I HOPE I HAVE HELPED YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
GOODNIGHT.
CLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 8:47 PM

April 17, 2008

I'VE COME DOWN WITH CRONIC JOY SYNDROME

JOY folks JOY.

I AM SO JOYFUL I JUST WANT TO JOY ALL OVER YOU!

I JUST WANT TO GET YOU IN A JOYFUL BEAR HUG AND GIVE YA A WET WILLIE AND A INDIAN SUNBURN AND A WEDGIE AND THEN LICK YOUR FACE AND KISS ON YA!!
WOOOOOOONELLIE!!

I KNOW WHAT YOU GOOD PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

"HOLY CAT!!! CLAM IS LOSING WHAT LITTLE GLUE THAT WAS HOLDING HIS MARBLES TO HIS, NOT FULL LOAD OF BRICKS !
HE HAS MOST CERTAINLY LOST MANY OF HIS CARDS IN WHAT WAS IN ALL LIKELY HOOD NOT A FULL DECK TO BEGIN WITH!

Or how ever that saying goes.
I DON'T GIVE A HOOT!
I'M A JOYAHOLIC!
I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE STUFF!
I AM JUST GONNA THROW UP JOYFUL FEELINGS ALL OVER THE PAGE OR SCREEN OR WHATEVER!

AND THIS IS THE RUB-A-DUB OF THIS JOY-A-TUDE.

I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE TOTAL CRAP.

SO I AM TRYING TO TRICK MYSELF INTO A JOYFUL MIND TIME.
I KNOW THERE IS SOME JOY SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE ME, LIKE A SMALL FLAME
UNTOUCHED BY ALL THE PAIN AND SORROW THAT VIALS MY VISION.

TODAY WHENEVER THE JOY TYRED TO COME OUT AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO OPEN UP LIKE A LOTUS FLOWER OR A DELICIOUS PACK OF DING DONGS, A DARK CLOUD WOULD APPEAR ,IN MY MIND, AND RAIN ON MY JOY PARADE.

WHENEVER I HAD A GOOD THOUGHT LIKE:

"HEY I AM OUT JOGGING!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HEALTH CHOOSE"

IT WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE FOLLOWED BY A BAD THOUGHT LIKE:

"YA BUT IT SO WINDY OUT HERE MY CIGARETTE KEEPS GOING OUT AND I HAVE TO STOP JOGGING TO RELIGHT THE DANG THING"

OR

"I AM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE THIS COMFY BED WITH ITS FLUFFY PILLOWS AND SNUGLY SOFT SMELLING SHEETS"
THE BAD THOUGHT WOULD SAY :
"YA BUT IT'S 11:45 AM AND YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE AT YOUR NEW JOB AT 6:45 AM!!"

DUMB STUFF LIKE THAT , JUST STUPID LITTLE THINGS AND THOUGHTS THAT WOULD SNUFF OUT MY JOY LIKE ONE OF THOSE THING-A-MA-BOB THOSE FANCY CHURCH GUYS USE WHEN THERE PUTTING OUT THERE CANDLES AFTER THEY DO ONE OF THERE EXCLUSIVE "WERE RIGHT" AND "THERE WRONG" DOGMATIC SPEECHES.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE .
GOD BLESS THOSE CRAZY GUYS.

OFF TOPIC.

LETS GET BACK TO MY MIND GAME.
JOY-ON!!
LET'S FAKE IT TILL WE MAKE IT!!

CHEESES ON A STICK PEOPLE,
I AM not used to this JOY FEST.
IT'S GOT ME CRAZY. AM JUMPING FOR JOY!
I'M A JOY BOY!
AND I'VE GOT LOBSTER FOR MOMMY!

IT'S NOT WORKING.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I AM TO FOCUSED ON ME.
AND NOT FOCUSED ON YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY?
ARE YOU IN LOVE,IS YOUR JOB GOING GOOD,ARE YOU HAVING A HEALTHY/FUN SEX LIFE?
HOW'S YOUR CAR RUNNING?
ARE YOU HAPPY?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS!

I DON'T HAVE ANY HANDS.

SEE WHAT I MEAN!!
THE BAD VOICE IS COMING OUT AGAIN AND I CAN TELL IT'S LOSING IT'S STEAM CAUSE GUESS WHAT?
I DO HAVE HANDS !
AND I AM GOING TO CLAP THEM RIGHT NOW!
DID YOU HEAR THAT!
GREAT! ME TOO!

WELL I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE MORE JOY-ISH SO I THINK
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO GO .

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I AM JUST GOING TO GO WITH IT.
I AM GOING TO GO JOY MYSELF.

HAVE A JOY FULL NIGHT AND ALSO A JOVIAL MORNING WHILE YOUR AT IT.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
JOY TO THE WORLD!
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:00 PM

April 2, 2008

THINK OF ME/YOU.

HELLO , IT'S ME.
YOU KNOW THAT I'D BE WITH YOU IF I COULD.

ANY-HOOT, THATS NOT GONN'A HAPPEN.
WELL, NOT ON THE PHYSICAL LEVEL,OR WHAT SOME FOLKS CALL, THE THIRD DIMENSION.
BUT HEY!, IF WE CLOSE OUR EYES,AND

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WELL FRIENDS, I CANT CLOSE MY EYES AND MAKE GOOD WORDS ,OBVIOUSLY.

ALSO IF YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED YOU CANT READ WHAT I AM TYPING.

SO I AM HOPING YOUR EYES ARE BACK OPEN.
IF NOT ?
WELL?
I GUESS IT DOSNT MATTER.

FOLKS, I JUST WANTED TO SAY A FEW WORDS ON NOTICING THINGS.

ALL KINDS OF THING-A MA-BOBS AND EVERYDAY KINDA STUFF THAT WE/I TAKE FOR GRANTED.
YOU KNOW LITTLE THINGS, LIKE YOUR HEART BEATING,BREATHING,YOUR TOENAILS,THE SUN AND THE MOON, THE STARS, BIRDS,BABYS,ANTS,THE SOUND OF A TOLET FLUSHING
THE CLOUDS, SUNRISE,SUNSET,SUNRISE,SUNSET,SUNRISE,SUNSET...HUMMMM,
THAT REMINDS ME OF A SONG , SO LETS ADD SONGS TO OUR LIST.
FRIENDS THE LIST GOES ON AND ON .
I AM NOTICING THE HANGNAIL ON MY FINGER RIGHT NOW AND THE FACT THAT I AM DEPRESSED AND AM HAVING A HARD TIME WITH MY, BAD THINKING THOUGHTS.

THOUGHTS LIKE:
THIS IS STUPID.
I AM STUPID.
ANYONE READING THIS IS ETHER STUPID OUR THERE JUST ENJOYING MY STUPIDNESS SO MUCH THEY CANT STOP READING AND LAUGHING ABOUT HOW STUPID THIS I AM.

THIS I AM?

SEE NOW I AM DRIFTING AWAY NOT FOCUSED.
REACTING TO IMAGINARY THOUGHTS AND PROJECTIONS.
LOST IN THINGS THAT ARE JUST PASSING THOUGHTS, PASSING LIKE GAS OR A CLOUD.
THERE NOT REAL ,THERE NOT NOW!!

CHEESE ON A STICK!!
NOW I AM WAY OFF TOPIC.

I HAVE FLOATED AWAY ON A DARK PASSING CLOUD OF GASSY CRAPPY THOUGHTS ABOUT MYSELF AND OTHERS.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NOW.
RIGHT NOW I AM COMFORTABLY SETTING IN MY UNDERROOS HAVING A HOT CHOCOLATE AND TYPING AND MY HEARTS BEATING AND I AM FINE AND HAPPY TO TALK WITH YOU .

BUT THATS NOT WHAT THIS DOWNER THOUGHT CLOULD IS TELLING ME.

FRIENDS, I NEED TO GO LAY DOWN AND LET THIS DARKNESS PASS.
I WILL BE BACK IN THE HERE AND NOW IN A FEW MINUTES/HOURS.
SO DONT LEAVE.
WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN LEAVE AND COME BACK?

I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET ANGRY AND DEPRESSED JUST SITTING THERE WAITING FOR MORE WORDS TO APPEAR ON THE GLOWING MAGIC SCREEN.
I WILL MEET YOU BACK HERE....
SOON-ISH.
STAY CALM.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 6:46 PM

April 1, 2008

THE ENERGY OF MONEY.

DEAREST FRIENDS,DURING MY, MEDITATION /NAP IN WHICH I TRYED TO CONTEMPLATE THE HERE AND NOW,
I REMEMBERED I HAD BOUGHT A LOTTERY TICKET ON A LARK AND I REALIZED THE DRAWING WAS TONIGHT !
AND THEN I THOUGHT OF ALL THE GOOD WORK I COULD DO WITH THAT CASH.

LIKE:
DRIVING AROUND IN A BRAND NEW FANCY CAR SO I COULD GET TO MORE PEOPLE AND HELP THEM
WHILE ALSO ARRIVING IN COMFORT BECAUSE I COULD HIRE SOME ONE TO DRIVE, UNLIKE THE BUS
WHICH, WHILE YES SOME ONE ELSE IS USALLY DRIVING, ITS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE AND LIMITS ME TO HELPING PEOPLE WITHIN MY LOCAL BUS ROUTE.
ALSO:
I COULD GET MY TEETH FIXED UP.

AND GIVE AWAY MY COLLECTION OF PENNYS,POSTAGE STAMPS AND BUTTONS TO SOME UNFORTUNATE PENNILESS SOUL WHO'S BEEN DREAMING OF A DAY WHEN HE COULD MAIL SOME BUTTONS TO CHILDREN IN COUNTRIES WERE THEY HAVE A NEED FOR MORE BUTTONS.

OH THE THINGS I COULD DO.
THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

BUT ALAS,
SAD TO SAY I DID NOT WIN THE SUPER MEGA LOTTO PLUS .
I WAS SURE I WAS GOING TO WIN AND WAS TRUEY SHOCKED AS I SAW THE NUMBERS
AND REALIZED I HAD NOT ONLY, NOT WON,BELIVE IT OR NOT MY FRIENDS, I HAD NONE, LIKE ZERO,ZIP,GOOSE EGG, MATCHING NUMBERS.

YES DEAR FRIEND, I ACTULY LOST.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN I SAY LOST , I MEAN LIKE , LAST PLACE , LOST.
I COULD NOT HAVE DONE WORST.

AND THIS BRINGS ME TO THE THING THAT I WANTED TO TALK YOU ABOUT.

HOLD ON.....

I JUST WANTED TO CHECK THOSE NUMBERS ONE LAST TIME.
BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO WRIGHT ABOUT THINGS YOU SHOULD DO TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE WHEN THE ONE DOING THE SAID WRITING IS REALLY, REALLY RICH.

AND DEAR ONES, I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE KIND OF FOLKS, ...YET.

SO IF I HAD BEEN WRONG WITH THE DATE OR SOMETHING

HOLD ON....

YES , OK I AM BACK, SO IF I HAD BEEN WRONG WITH THE DATE OR SOMETHING OR LOOKED AT THE WRONG
NUMBERS , LIKE I WAS LOOKING AT THE WRONG STATE OR SOMETHING...

OK!
NOW THAT WAS JUST RUDE OF ME , I AM TRULY SORRY TO HAVE BEEN GONE THAT LONG. THAT WAS SELFISH OF ME , WHAT WAS THAT LIKE 20 MINUTES?
I HOPE YOU DIDNT LEAVE OR GOT TO ANGRY AT ME, JUST WAITING FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TOPIC .

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
PINKEY PROMISE.
I LOST AND I ACCEPT THAT AND I AM MOVING ON NOW.

SO WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE POWER OF,
"WHAT IF"
WHAT IF CAN BE A POWERFUL TOOL IN KICK STARTING YOUR FEEL-GOOD ENGINE AND GET YOU
DRIVING THAT MINDMOBEL OF YOURS OUT OF FUNK-TOWN AND INTO HAPPY-CITY.
AND GOOD NEWS FRIENDS!!
ITS NOT THAT LONG OF A DRIVE .
IT'S ALITTLE TO FAR TO WALK, ALTHOUGH IT CAN BE DONE , IT MIGHT BE HARSH AND PAINFUL, BECAUSE THE WALKING PATH TO HAPPY-CITY IS FILLED WITH DOUBT,TIGERS,FEAR,LIONS,DISAPPEAR AND COWS!
ANYWAY WALKING IS POWERD BY SELF-WILL, WHERE AS YOUR MINDMOBEL IS POWERED BY LIFE, AND THE FLAME OF LOVE!

WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MR CLAM LYNCH!!
I CAN IMAGINE SOME OF YOU FOLK SAYING.
AND TO THAT I SAY:
WHAT THE IF!!, IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.

JUST IF IT, FOR A WHILE AND THEN MOVE INTO IF AND THEN BECOME IF.
I KNOW THIS ALL SOUNDS IFFY , BUT FRIEND IT WORKS.
AND IF IT DOSNT ?
IF IT AGAIN.

YOU JUST GOT TO BELIVE WE ARE MAGIC AND NOTHING CAN STAND IN OUR WAY.

IF IT UP, MY FRIENDS!!
AND DONT LET YOU GET IN YOUR OWN WAY.

GOD LUCK AND GOODNIGHT AND GOOD MORNING TOO!
IMAGINE IF I LOVED YOU .
WELL GUESS WHAT?
I DO.
SEE IT'S WORKING ALL READY.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:53 PM