Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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May 1, 2008

CAN WE JUST GET A SONG ?

HELLO DEAR FRIENDS,
HEY, WHAT IF, NOW HEAR ME OUT.
WHAT IF , WE JUST SING A SONG?

EVEN IF WERE FEELING CRAPPY, HOPELESS AND OVERWHELMED WITH LIFE AND OUR HOPELESS EXISTENCE, WITH ITS SEEMING POINTLESSNESS.
FILLED WITH EXERCISE AFTER EXERCISE IN FAILURE , AS WE ALL JUST DIE A LITTLE MORE EVERYDAY.

CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!

I WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD , UNTIL I JUST MADE THOSE WORDS COME OUT.

ANY POOP,

LET'S NOT MAKE OUR SONG ABOUT THAT STUFF, BECAUSE THAT SONG WOULD JUST BE CRAPPY AND ADD MORE CRAPPIE'S TO THE WORLD.

GOD FORBID WE GOT THAT TYPE OF SONG STUCK IN OUR HEAD, OH MY !
AND THEN YOU STARTED WEARING A BLACK CAPE AND MASK AND WANDERING THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT, WHISTLING YOUR DARK SONG OF DEATH AND MISERY.

THAT WOULD BE BAD.

AND ,YOU WOULD BE TOTALLY TIRED THE NEXT DAY AT WORK.

FRIENDS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, LET'S NOT SING ABOUT SHOOTING PEOPLE AND BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE OR TAKING DRUGS AND SAYING BAD WORDS AND HOW RICH WE ARE, WITH THE GOLD THIS AND THE SILVER THAT, JUST TO TRY TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW TOUGH AND COOL WE ARE .

ALSO, LET'S NOT USE SAD, HOPELESS WORD, ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS OR LOST LOVES OR SEX WITH STRANGERS OR REVENGE !!

THERE ARE PLENTY OF THOSE SONG ALREADY AND THEY JUST ATTRACT MORE OF THE SAME.

ANYWAY,THESE ARE ALL JUST SONGS ABOUT FEAR , SURROUNDED BY ALLOT OF OTHER WORDS.

BUT HEY ,WHO AM I TO JUDGE?
JUDGE NOT , IS WHAT I SAY.

SO, SING ON, MY FEARFUL FRIENDS!!

JUST KEEP ON SINGING YOUR DARK GOTHIC, BROKEN HEARTED ,FEARFUL, GANSTA RAP -A -DIDDYS.

BUT HEY, DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SURROUNDED BY MORBID TEENAGERS, DRESSED IN BLACK WITH LOTS OF MAKE UP AND BIG GOLD CHAINS AND SILVER TEETH, CARRYING GUNS AND SELLING DRUGS AND SAYING SWEAR WORDS AT LADY'S AND HAVING SEX WITH STRANGERS.

SORRY,THAT WAS KINDA JUDGE-EE OF ME AND ANYWAY, WHO AM I TO THINK THESE FOLKS WOULD ALL BLAME ME ? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
I BEARLY KNOW ME AND I'VE BEEN WITH ME ALONG TIME.

OK ,THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY FOLKS, BUT LET'S GET BACK TO OUR HAPPY SONG.

AND IF YOU THINK A HAPPY SONG IS DUMB OR STUPID, OR TO TOUCHY ,FEEL-EE,
THEN DEAR FRIEND , PERHAPS YOU HAVE AN OUCH IN YOUR HEART.
BUT HEY , MAYBE OUR, HAPPY SONG COULD BE LIKE A LITTLE BAND AID FOR YOUR HEART SPACE ?

I DON'T KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING REALLY.
I AM MUCH LIKE AN EMPTY GLASS.
AN EMPTY GLASS WITH NO ARMS , WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE I MIGHT BE TEMPED TO THROW STONES AT OTHER GLASSES WHO ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES.
KNOW IT ALL GLASSES ,TELLING ALL US OTHER GLASSES HOW TO LIVE.
AND THAT WOULD BE JUST WRONG AND JUDGEMENTAL, WHICH IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO BE.

MAN , I CAN'T SEEM TO SHUT MY FINGERS UP ,THEY JUST SEEM TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT WHATEVER?

ANY HOOT,
HAPPY SONG !
YES!
THAT'S WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT FOLKS!!
LETS MAKE OUR HAPPY SONG.
NOW JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, WHAT IF WE MADE OUR HAPPY SONG SO HAPPY ,THAT PERHAPS IT MIGHT LAST THE WHOLE DAY LONG.
NOW FRIENDS, LET'S NOT CARE IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE ELSE TO HEAR ,THAT'S NOT WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE.

IT IS MOST IMPORTANT THAT WE JUST SING ,SING OUR SONG!!
OK.
WELL, I PERSONALLY HAVE TO GO TO BED RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE A COURT DATE IN THE MORNING..DON'T ASK.

BUT WHILE I AM WAITING FOR MY HEARING, I AM GOING TO START MAKING MY LIST OF HAPPY WORDS.
AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOU COULD DO THE SAME AND WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER AND COME UP WITH A REAL DIDDLY!

HECK, MAYBE WE CAN GET THE WHOLE WORLD TO SING IT!
YOW SA!

WELL, MAYBE NOT THE WHOLE WORLD BUT AT LEAST A COUPLE OF PEOPLE.

GET OUT YOUR CRAYONS AND START THAT LIST!
WRIGHT ON !
LOVE,
CLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 7:35 PM